poopbread
Apr 02, 2002 03:28
yeah. I'd kill people if I was a cop. Lots of people.
poopbread
Mar 06, 2002 23:56
imagines a commercial for pussy, done in the medication style. "So step up to pussy, and enjoy a finer quality of life. *mumbly voice* sideeffectsincludenaggingbitchinstupidfriendstalkingyourearoffamondmanyotherthings."
poopbread
Mar 06, 2002 09:17
well shit. you should've grabbed a handfull of cunt. then she'd of been "you jerk!" then you'd of been like "You know you wanted it, bitch." then she'd be all like "fuck me. @:-o"
poopbread
Feb 22, 2002 19:23
man all that steak I ate is pushing down on my guts, trying to push a bunch of shit out.
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 02:53
headbangs to blowfly - girl let me cum in your mouth.mp3
[02:52] this guy is a genius. I wish he was my dad.
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 02:30
they're all bent over with their neck craned and their fuckin' fat bitch faces down in that sack rummaging around in it like yoda in lukes backpack. fucking cunts. It's all I can do to keep myself from rear-ending the whores.
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 02:28
"oh, this lady wants it fresh. break out the fresh salad for the princess! everyone else gets stale shit, but she gets the fresh. cause she asked for it."
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 02:27
fries with no salt. bwahahahaha. """888III extra ketchup. bwahaha. it's not a restaurant. it's a FAST FOOD PLACE YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH CUNGT ORDER YORU RFUFCKING FOOD NAD SHOVE TI DOWN YORU USELESS FUCKINGJABERIN GULLET NAD SHUTG YOUR FUCKING HOLE YOU PICKY CUNT WHORE SLUT BITCH~!@~!
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 01:52
oh yeah. I Better start saying some jurnulable shit. d8o`I
poopbread
Feb 20, 2002 01:51
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