I cant get stick my dick in my wife 'cuz she's bleeding. This sucks. Well, that's my fun-filled day. see you tomorrow.

feh my dick is all irritated. d;I I think I jizzed and didn't get all the jizz out out my dick. ahuhuhuh. so it's like, all irritated.

chicks rule. ahuhuhu. humpin' and cookin'!

the whole south-east of the country. GA, FL, LA... theyre stupid as fuck. all the stereotypes are true. dun remind me. I've got inlaws from the south. ":I

in spider-man that hot bitch dunst stands there thru a whole scene with her panties peekin' out. I beat off into my popcorn, I swear to god.

yeah, me too. or find some good internet porn. d8o`I jerking it's kind of a li'l project for me.

yeah. maybe some nice candles and soft music playing. then I'll anally rape her. d8o`I

I'd like to pound my dick down her throat until she threw up. d8o`I

I'm beatin' off twice a nite lately. d8o`I

tell her one thing. "your kind of stupidity is only tolerable from attractive women." then slap her face. d8o`I

oh yeah. that's the kind of thing I was thinking about. in another one there was a peeping tom and the cows were all going on about how they were going to be peeped~!@~! @8I~~ women get off on paintin themselves as these beautiful objects of desire and us fellas as drooling ogres who can't control themselves. d8o`I which is true, but not for ugly ( Read more... )