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Aug 10, 2005 18:42

On the train was this man with the most beautiful and shiniest head. A person was talking loudly. At first, I thought she was just an ordinary midget, but then I realized that she was an oompa loompa. The oompa loompa was explaining about the Village People to the beautiful shiny-headed man ( Read more... )

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wagnus August 11 2005, 19:37:08 UTC
is he sitting on a pizza?

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poopalicious August 11 2005, 22:41:27 UTC
It is a see-thru backpack, can't you tell?*

*pizza and pubes inside

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Doompah Dee Do kingneptune August 14 2005, 21:12:08 UTC
Oompah Loompahs are a rare find in the wild these days. Most of them have either joined forces with Willy Wonka, or been hunted to the brink of extinction by poachers. Next time you see one, try to coerce her to crawl into your backpack. It would be so rad to have our own Ooompah Loompah out on the Playa.

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shmooshmoo August 15 2005, 03:29:02 UTC
You should try to get her to ride with you in a snuggie!

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poopalicious September 10 2005, 03:24:21 UTC
shmoo, you are sick as usual, which is why i love you... I LOVE YOU SHMOO

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everetteseven August 20 2005, 09:59:03 UTC
holy shit your username alone makes me dig you hard. may i keep you?

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poopalicious September 10 2005, 03:25:11 UTC
sick is in.. you sick FUCK !
<3 <3

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Pushing out Fine China anonymous September 9 2005, 07:32:01 UTC
its your suckee fuckee mama. got a great stinkin crap in my finest china
right in front of me and I don't know what to do. I was told in Black Rock city that not just are you the best lay, but also the best expert of fine poop. what do I do doc?

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Re: Pushing out Fine China poopalicious September 10 2005, 03:28:08 UTC
WHAT DO I DO, MUTHAFUKKAH???

*dies*

ps - i AM the best lay... just ask the Jew Sandwich. How's yer lolly? Don't give it out to the Red Guy (he has no mouth)!

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