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On the train was this man with the most beautiful and shiniest head. A person was talking loudly. At first, I thought she was just an ordinary midget, but then I realized that she was an oompa loompa. The oompa loompa was explaining about the Village People to the beautiful shiny-headed man.
She said:
"Whyyyyyyy Em Ceeeeee Ay! Whyyyyyyy Em Ceeeeee Ay!"
Waving her little hands in the air. Steam rose from the paper cup she held. Overwhelmed by gratitude for being allowed to witness this moment, I felt tears welling in my eyes. I could tell she was an oompa loompa because she was wearing black and white striped pants and her shoes curled up at the end.
She said:
"Whyyyyyyy Em Ceeeeee Ay! Whyyyyyyy Em Ceeeeee Ay!"
Waving her little hands in the air. Steam rose from the paper cup she held. Overwhelmed by gratitude for being allowed to witness this moment, I felt tears welling in my eyes. I could tell she was an oompa loompa because she was wearing black and white striped pants and her shoes curled up at the end.