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[pooka_prince]

[filtered from England and America]

Excuse me! 'tis I, Cornelius, er, again. I've come across a young boy here with a hurt arm by the name of England. I am no doctor, and I fear that any attempt I might make to help might only make it worse. If there is anyone skilled enough to fix it, I would be most grateful for your efforts.

So long as he is

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[bornwithskison]

So the runt is under your eye now.

[pooka_prince]

Wait! Wait- America, what on earth is going on here?

[supersizedpower]

[Oh really Norway? Too bad you have a tiny but ridiculously strong colony jumping on you from the stairs and trying to kick and punch you with all his might!

...Of course, despite being strong, he clearly has absolutely no idea what he's doing, but the fighting spirit is there.]

Leave him alone!!

[bornwithskison]

[trips

face meet floor

Iceland was never this hyper]

[supersizedpower]

[continues to beat]

You stupid bully I won't let you hurt my brother!

[bornwithskison]

Idiot! I'm going to apologize!

[DRAGS SELF ACROSS THE FLOOR.

We're really just going to give him a noogie and flee, though.]

[supersizedpower]

I don't believe you! You hurt him! I hate you!

[Well, England's long gone out the door by now, so we'd focus on getting the lil'est hero to stop beating you despite not really knowing how to properly make a fist.]

[bornwithskison]

It was an accident! I swear on every last Groat I have--And my boat!

[trying

to pry

Hero Jr. from our body

and failing spectacularly]

[supersizedpower]

Shut up, you're mean and a bully and you're the worst and you don't get to be England's brother 'cause I am!

Just leave him alone!

[bornwithskison]

I will after I apologize to him!

[pooka_prince]

[Gulping, Cornelius darts in and pulls America away.]

Enough of this! America, calm down and explain yourself!

[supersizedpower]

[struggles against Cornelius's grip]

Put me down, put me down, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody where England was, and now you led the bad guys right here! That's the guy who hurt him arm and you led him here and now England's going to hate me and I hate you!

[bornwithskison]

It was an accident. I'm going to apologize to him, you br--little boy.

[s-shakily gets to his feet]

[pooka_prince]

S-So you were the one who...? Why didn't you tell me this before?

[supersizedpower]

I don't care if you want to apologize. Don't talk to him, just leave him alone.

[bornwithskison]

Because otherwise you would have outright refused--I feel bad about it.

I'm trying to change here, child.

[No we're not.]