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[pooka_prince]

[filtered from England and America]

Excuse me! 'tis I, Cornelius, er, again. I've come across a young boy here with a hurt arm by the name of England. I am no doctor, and I fear that any attempt I might make to help might only make it worse. If there is anyone skilled enough to fix it, I would be most grateful for your efforts.

So long as he is

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[bornwithskison]

So the runt is under your eye now.

[bornwithskison]

A viking, but you probably won't believe me anyways. Just keep an eye out for someone with a few spots of blood. I was looking for a friend and got a few scrapes while doing so.

[meaning; breaking windows with his bare hands to pillage houses.]

[pooka_prince]

A-Ah... If you say so.

[bornwithskison]

[And now to start the long trek to find this house]

[pooka_prince]

[standing outside on the porch, looking for what he can only assume to be a blood-spattered giant of a man]

[bornwithskison]

[Fe fi fo fum I smell the blood of an English man

rounds the corner and just about trips on a chunk of wood that he must've left while he was raiding earlier, pausing to look up at the sign and struggle with the words.

My Chalice Road.]

[pooka_prince]

Ah, good ser! 'tis I, Cornelius. Are you the man I spoke to over the phone?

[bornwithskison]

Ser... 'tis?

Y-Yes.

[Dear English language,

make it easier to comprehend you,

no love, Norway]

[pooka_prince]

Ah, good! Come on inside, England should be right upstairs.

[bornwithskison]

Is he asleep?

[pooka_prince]

I don't believe so, why?

[bornwithskison]

Just curious.

[is_an_island]

What's all the noise, you half-faced mon--

[Emerges from the stairs

sees Norway

sees Cornelius

sees Norway ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Drops everything and runs away]

[pooka_prince]

...

Can... you explain what just happened?

[supersizedpower]

[Following after England.]

England what--

...No! GO AWAY! Cornelius you promised not to tell, you promised!

[bornwithskison]

I haven't the slightest. I'll go... Talk to him.

[PURSUES ENGLAND]