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[pooka_prince]

In my travels, I have encountered many frightening things. I fought my way out of the Netherworld and faced the Queen of the Dead. I did battle with the armies of Ragnanival and fought their commander, a man worth dozens of me in size. I defeated a dragon with little more than blind luck and hope

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[prodigious_mage]

Oh! I know how this works. You have to kiss and hold hands and then the stork drops the baby down the chimney and you have to make sure you don't set a fire or the baby will burn up.

I guess for rabbits, you can twitch your noses and hop around in circles or something. Storks don't eat rabbits, do they?

[pooka_prince]

Y-Yes, that's exactly how it works.

I assure you, I have no intention of mating with any rabbits. Despite my current form, I am as human as you.

[prodigious_mage]

Ohhh. But think of the good you could do for magic researchers! Would your kids end up as rabbits, humans, or rabbit-people hybrids? Wouldn't that be cool?!

[pooka_prince]

What possible use could a magic researcher find from such a... unorthodox experiment?

[cowardly_prince]

[My god you have actually got him on the verge of cracking up.]

I trust this was a one-sided display of affection, Prince Cornelius?

[pooka_prince]

O-Of course it was! There is but one woman in all the worlds for me- and she is most decidedly not a rabbit.

[cowardly_prince]

Good, good. I should hate to have to tell Velvet of such infidelities.

[pooka_prince]

Your tone would indicate you've half a mind to regardless.

[spacepeach]

Cornelius...

Do you, um. Need to talk about it?

[pooka_prince]

I think I would much prefer we never speak of it.

Ever again.

[spacepeach]

Right. Of course. That's fine!