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[ponderstibbons]

I fear Doctor Guggenhorld may notte be cominge backe.

Someone has gone ande appropriated his Rooms, ande I've had to get The University's Omniscope backe from him twice nowe because he had a minde to trim his beard whiche I suspecte is notte real in the slightest, the gitWhiche reminds me: it's very nearly My Birthday againe, isn't it

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[skazz]

A beard, sir?

[ponderstibbons]

Yes?

[skazz]

I...nothing, sir. Just can't picture you with a beard, sir.

[ponderstibbons]

Welle when I've got one you won't have to, wille you?

[beth_metatronim]

Who is that in those rooms, then?

And when exactly is your birthday?

[ponderstibbons]

I hadn't asked.

It's the fourteenth of Next Month.

[beth_metatronim]

I will make sure remember that! I am sure Lajos will come up with nice things to send you.

Is it yet known what drove Dr Guggenhorld crazy? And what's an omniscope, by the way?

[ponderstibbons]

No, The Bledlows cleaned downe the whole hallway.

An Omniscope is...sorte of a way to see things happeninge elsewhere. It can see everythinge in The Universe at once, in facte. Ande Ours is even tune-able whiche means we get to skip the borringe bits.

[deepbone]

I fink you'd look rather fetchin' with a smart goatee. And trust me, though I don't do any fetchin' I knows aaalll about it.

[ponderstibbons]

Oh, ha ha.

...Really?

[deepbone]

No kiddin' and especially in that partik'lar iconograph you're using.

[deepbone]

Look, I gots some ink left ove--- er... some ink I found just lyin' around, and I can preform a wossname, an alteration, to give you a samp'le of your fetchin' new goatee:

[cpt_tantony]

Aww, Ponder! Don't do that thing with the beard.

[ponderstibbons]

Shall to!

[cpt_tantony]

Beth has experimentally drawn a beard on a drawing of you, and, erm, it's inadvisable.

[ponderstibbons]

Mighte I see it?

[tonker]

Do wizards have birthday parties, Mr. Stibbons?

[ponderstibbons]

Er, Yes, once a year, in facte.

[tonker]

With cakes and things?