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[ponderstibbons]

I fear Doctor Guggenhorld may notte be cominge backe.

Someone has gone ande appropriated his Rooms, ande I've had to get The University's Omniscope backe from him twice nowe because he had a minde to trim his beard whiche I suspecte is notte real in the slightest, the gitWhiche reminds me: it's very nearly My Birthday againe, isn't it

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[deepbone]

I fink you'd look rather fetchin' with a smart goatee. And trust me, though I don't do any fetchin' I knows aaalll about it.

[ponderstibbons]

Oh, ha ha.

...Really?

[deepbone]

No kiddin' and especially in that partik'lar iconograph you're using.

[deepbone]

Look, I gots some ink left ove--- er... some ink I found just lyin' around, and I can preform a wossname, an alteration, to give you a samp'le of your fetchin' new goatee:

[ponderstibbons]

Againe: I'd trim it better, but er, yes. I do see.

[deepbone]

Hmmm... aktch'ly it ain't quite exak'ly what I envishuned. I think this here other vershun is eks'tremely you:

[ponderstibbons]

Nowe you're just Makinge Fun!

[deepbone]

Okay, ya got me, but the goatee's not so bad I fink.