It's two in the morning. The competition is fierce. The canadian marmets are gathering, stalking, waiting to make their move. The cold is killing.
The chill awakens the savage beast!
I have not done what I have set out to do.
The insects swarm and devour. All fades to black.
The lord of the flies has taken me to task.

~polymath~


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anal bunnies?

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Now, it is time to gather 'round, and listen to the fish tell a story, a story about anus juice. In land, not so far away, actually, a land rather nearby, there lived a man-child who talked to fishies in golden cups while he wore dashing pantaloons about 4 sizes too small, so small in fact, were these pantaloons, that his testicles were quite ( Read more... )

From alenia_dalimeNot because you have to, but because you WANT to! Things you enjoy, even when no one around you wants to go out and play. What lowers your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level? Make a list, post it to your journal... and then tag 5 friends and ask them to post it to theirs ( Read more... )

I really love Prince.
meh.
that's all i have to say.

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