Anilingus
Now, it is time to gather 'round, and listen to the fish tell a story, a story about anus juice. In land, not so far away, actually, a land rather nearby, there lived a man-child who talked to fishies in golden cups while he wore dashing pantaloons about 4 sizes too small, so small in fact, were these pantaloons, that his testicles were quite constricted. Penis, not so much, since it self-lubricated itself into oblivion. So he says to one fishie, by the name of Gwenyth Paltrow, who has nothing common with actress, aside from cup size, "when is it the best time to pull out?"
And Gwenyth says "It depends from the where one is pulling out, sonny"
And before we get santorum all over the carpet, remember folks, certain sex acts are undeniably rude. And protecting the environment is important, because fish should be beautiful, like hollywood actresses.
This story fell apart, didn't? Here, have a visual, for the next time your tongue ends up on someone else's asshole.
Fuzzy butts! Soft tiny bumps for stomachs! The devouring ache!
And Gwenyth says "It depends from the where one is pulling out, sonny"
And before we get santorum all over the carpet, remember folks, certain sex acts are undeniably rude. And protecting the environment is important, because fish should be beautiful, like hollywood actresses.
This story fell apart, didn't? Here, have a visual, for the next time your tongue ends up on someone else's asshole.
Fuzzy butts! Soft tiny bumps for stomachs! The devouring ache!