【 十五 】 ｄａｙｓ ｔｈａｔ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｌａｓｔ

[politerudeness]

[ This is a day in the life of Japan! He's a busy little bee, and now that Mayfield is back to normal and life has resumed to it's typical Mayfieldian self in their town, Japan is going straight along with it. Today, he can be found in several different places at several different times. ]

A [ Early morning! Anyone walking up to or passing by

Comments

C

[evers_hacker]

[lala, just walking past, when the sudden "OBJECTION!" makes her stop and blink at Japan.

... And she blinks some more.] ... What're you doing?

[politerudeness]

... Ah, April-san, hello. I am practicing.

[evers_hacker]

Practicing? [Blinks even more.] For a shouting contest or something?

[politerudeness]

I have received a new job as a lawyer! Shouting "objection" is a very important part of it!

C

[thief_of_truth]

[And suddenly, totally out of nowhere, here's Kay! Pointing dramatically at Japan and yelling back.]

HOLD IT!

[politerudeness]

[ A CHALLENGER APPEARS-

oh wait wrong reference

anyway he turns around towards her... dramatically....! With appropriate hand gestures!! ]

I shall now present an evidence, which I shall not specify due to us not actually being in court and there being no case and this being mere practice for how I shall say and do this when I will be!

[thief_of_truth]

[Kay flashes a toothy, predatory grin and points back at Japan again, doing her best to mimic what she remembers of Agent Lang's mannerisms.]

All right, let's see this 'evidence' of yours, then.

[politerudeness]

[ Holds up his hand as though there is something there and extends it towards her dramatically!! ] I present this item! For Unspecified Reason X, it is proof of my statements and can be confirmed by Witness Y, and thus overrules Statement Z!

C

[hwamei]

[ Guess who just got... home... oh... ]

Take that! Japan, if you don't have a point to prove after you say your catchphrase, it just ruins the moment.

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[politerudeness]

A-ah... [ looks away nervously ] I apologize... I have concentrated on correctly saying my catchphrase for full effect, that I had forgotten...

[hwamei]

Hahaha! You're silly. I don't think you'll need to say it often, you know? Ah! Are we doing a law-themed cosplay cafe next month? Is that why you're practicing? I want to be the psychic who helps the rookie defense attorney with his cases!

[politerudeness]

I have received a new job as a lawyer, so I am practicing for court, you see... it is very important to do this part correctly!

C

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand is always attracted by loud noises.]

Overruled!

Re: C

[politerudeness]

[ And he is now pointing a finger at Sealand and yelling again. ]

Igi ari! That means "objection" in Japanese, so it is best for Sealand-kun to remember this.

Re: C

[fuckyeahsealand]

Igi ari... [Sealand repeats this a few times.]

Igi ari! Like that?

[He pronounces it in a distinctly British way, but it's not hideous.]

[politerudeness]

[ unfortunately, for Japan, it's still hideous because THOSE GAIJIN, WITH THEIR PRONUNCIATIONS... ]

...For now, Sealand-kun, it might be best to focus on learning the words and the language itself instead of how to pronounce them... it would be difficult to learn and practice both at the same time.

B

[hontobakabaka]

[After sweeping up inside Ruri looks at Japan and tilts her head a bit]

"I've got most of inside clean, do you want me to get you a fan for the head?"

[politerudeness]

A fan? Ah, that wouldn't be necessary... but thank you.

[hontobakabaka]

"Are you certain? It has to be hot out here like this."

"Well, I've finished cleaning inside, is there anything you need me to handle?"

[politerudeness]

[ beat ] Does it...? Eehhh, I suppose it is logical that I should be feeling very hot in this... hmm.

Ah, not at this point. I will tell you if there should be such a thing.