Osiem--Voice/Action

[polishrule]

[So many people.

Poland's worst nightmare. Or one of them.]

G-guys. Stop caring about all the weirdos and like, I have a big problem. A really big problem.

[What's the problem?]

I totally need a carp. Somebody help me!

[Poland will be outside, looking for a way to get a carp. Feel free to run into him, weirdos. Give him advice because seriously, he

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[choru]

[EATING YOUR CARP]

[polishrule]

[HEY. THAT CARP WAS FOR CHRISTMAS.]

[choru]

[WELL NOT ANYMORE, DUDE.]

[polishrule]

[WELL GET HIM ANOTHER ONE.]

[choru]

[NO.]

[polishrule]

[BUT HE NEEDS ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.]

[choru]

[THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT CHRISTMAS.

WHY DO YOU NEED A CARP SO BADLY ANYWAY?]

[polishrule]

[BUT THAT'S ANOTHER YEAR AWAY.

IT'S POLISH TRADITION TO HAVE A CARP AND PUT IT IN A BUCKET. OR YOUR BATHTUB.

Guess which one Poland wants.]

[choru]

[MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE IT A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION FOR NEXT YEAR.

POLAND, YOU'RE WEIRD.]

...What are you looking at me for? [Carp in mouth.]

[polishrule]

[NO. HE HAS PLANS FOR THAT RESOLUTION.

NUH UH. YOU ARE.]

...You ate my carp. [Pooooout.]

[choru]

[WHICH ARE?

YOUR MOM.]

It needed more salt but I guess it was okay.

[polishrule]

[TO DO AN UPRISING.

...THIS IS ALWAYS IMPOSSIBLE TO COME UP WITH A COMEBACK FOR.]

No, it was totally perfect!

[choru]

[THINK AGAIN.

8)]

The best seafood in the world comes from me. Next time I'll show you what it's like!

[polishrule]

[NO. HE'S BEEN PLANNING THIS. NO LACK OF CARP WILL CHANGE IT.]

No way. I'm like, the best at carps.

[choru]

[TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR.]

It's a little on the small side.

[polishrule]

[NO. HE WILL NOT. JUST GET HIM ANOTHER CARP.]

That was totally the carp's fault.