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polishrule

Osiem--Voice/Action

Dec 18, 2010 03:06

[So many people.

Poland's worst nightmare. Or one of them.]

G-guys. Stop caring about all the weirdos and like, I have a big problem. A really big problem.

[What's the problem?]

I totally need a carp. Somebody help me!

[Poland will be outside, looking for a way to get a carp. Feel free to run into him, weirdos. Give him advice because seriously, he ( Read more... )

voice, event: fourth wall, my kingdom for a carp, events suck, action

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wakewiththeking December 18 2010, 08:09:55 UTC

[If Poland happens to turn around or turn a corner, this man will be waiting for him.]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:12:51 UTC

[And he's turning around because when looking for carp, one must look all around.

BUT

WHAT THE HECK

IS THAT?!]

wakewiththeking December 18 2010, 08:13:28 UTC

[There is no reaction. The King remains standing, unmoving, as if staring into your very soul.]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:15:37 UTC

[WHY IS HE NOT MOVING.

OR DOING ANYTHING.

Poland stares. It's...all he can think of doing right now. Stare this freak down.]

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kruppworks December 18 2010, 08:11:03 UTC

...why would you need a carp? We are stuck in a village with no map location and you are looking for a fish?

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:14:02 UTC

[Wait.

This should be familiar. But not clicking yet.]

'Cause um, it's Christmas and I need a carp and stuff for it...

kruppworks December 18 2010, 08:16:39 UTC

Priorities! There is a war going on! France needs to be defeated before Russia can mobilize! The holidays are the least of my worries!

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:20:20 UTC

[OH HEY. NOW HE KNOWS.

Except what?]

Dude, what are you talking about? Ugh, get me a carp.

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[ action ] refinedmaestro December 18 2010, 08:11:06 UTC

[He was about town with music sheets in his arms when he notices Poland. He'll also have heard his entry from before, but he'll decide to see how to help him.]

Feliks, I'm here to see if you're all right. I heard you over the journal.

[ action ] polishrule December 18 2010, 08:17:01 UTC

[He's going to you and kind of grabbing your arm, Fryderyk. Too many strangers.]

I need a carp...

[ action ] refinedmaestro December 18 2010, 08:52:47 UTC

[He won't mind all that much, especially since he cares about Poland very much.]

A carp?

[ action ] polishrule December 18 2010, 08:54:37 UTC

[Only pouting and nodding his head. This entire thing is so weird.]

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leggy_lady December 18 2010, 08:20:38 UTC

[How about a large grey spider, running briskly over your hand?]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:22:41 UTC

[YOU ARE NOT A CARP. CARPS DO NOT HAVE EIGHT LEGS AND EIGHT EYES AND--

Holyshitaeffingspider! SCREAM. And waving his hand around like crazy.]

leggy_lady December 18 2010, 08:25:34 UTC

My goodness.... [as she skitters to a safe distance]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:31:39 UTC

[Hey, did that spider--

Curious now and looking at you kind of nervously.]

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autokesha December 18 2010, 08:24:24 UTC

[Hey. Do you hear that? Where is that music coming from?

It's getting louder.]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:26:25 UTC

[This music...

Is catchy. Kind of bobbing his head to it.]

autokesha December 18 2010, 08:34:35 UTC

[It gets louder as Ke$ha walks on by. She looks a little drunk, but that's nothing new. Also glitter is covering her body and she sparkles a little.]

polishrule December 18 2010, 08:40:30 UTC

[S-so beautiful. Poland's always wondered if he could once find a day to sparkle like that. Trailing after her.

And that insanely catchy music.]

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