Osiem--Voice/Action

[polishrule]

[So many people.

Poland's worst nightmare. Or one of them.]

G-guys. Stop caring about all the weirdos and like, I have a big problem. A really big problem.

[What's the problem?]

I totally need a carp. Somebody help me!

[Poland will be outside, looking for a way to get a carp. Feel free to run into him, weirdos. Give him advice because seriously, he

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[leggy_lady]

[How about a large grey spider, running briskly over your hand?]

[polishrule]

[YOU ARE NOT A CARP. CARPS DO NOT HAVE EIGHT LEGS AND EIGHT EYES AND--

Holyshitaeffingspider! SCREAM. And waving his hand around like crazy.]

[leggy_lady]

My goodness.... [as she skitters to a safe distance]

[polishrule]

[Hey, did that spider--

Curious now and looking at you kind of nervously.]

[leggy_lady]

[she looks back, just as surprised

-- does that human...?]

Good evening.

[polishrule]

[...omgwhat.]

You're like, talking...

[leggy_lady]

I do it often. [a little primly]

-- but you understand?

[polishrule]

Totally?

It's probably like, a Christmas miracle or something. Animals totally talk during Christmas.

[leggy_lady]

They chatter all year round, I find. [a slightly mischievous smile] Perhaps you just haven't been attending.

[polishrule]

But my pony like, never talks...

[leggy_lady]

Well, perhaps he hasn't anything to say to you.

[polishrule]

But I totally talk to him all the time! It's way rude if he doesn't say anything back.