[Text message to Toris 8:49pm] Subject: Um, dude.

[polishflare]

So, I was, like, horrifically attacked recently and you didn’t, like, jump out from behind a wall and take the person out. I was way shocked. It was a complete hostage situation too, damsel in distress type of a deal. And since, I heroically rescued myself I’ve done nothing but lock myself in my dorm eating comfort food; that may or may not have

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[toris_tori]

.....I don't understand. what happened?

[polishflare]

.....I ran OUT of comfort food. I ate ALL of it.

[toris_tori]

......well since all of it was mine, I suppose the same could be said for me.

[polishflare]

Narnia. Narnia is, like, where the store has gone. Did you not get that part? And soooorry for just trying to recover from a vicious attack, okay.