Does anyone know who took our bust of Andrew Jackson?  It was on the railing in the hall.  It is very important to me.  Please help get this rare and beautiful artifact back to its rightful owner.  Me ( Read more... )

I figured out why California people are so laid-back and chill and have playgrounds and amusement parks and stuff on the beach. It's totally because when the first settlers were going out west, like the Goldrushers and whatever, they were like "dude we just drove a cattle-drawn wagon ALL THAT WAY. That seriously took us like 5 years, and we had ( Read more... )

I totally figured something out ( Read more... )

1. beat awfuls - diy die ( Read more... )

I am sitting in the computer lab at school.  I work here again Saturdays from 9:30-6.  The reason I am here today from 9:30-6 is because I was supposed to get the lab prepared for a class that was supposed to take place from 10-2.  It is now 11:14 and there's not one fucker in here (except me).  Class is most definitely NOT IN SESSION.  I'm really ( Read more... )

Scrappy burrito tour 2006 is officially over. It was pretty fucking cool. I took a bunch of pictures but my uploading device is going haywire! So you'll have to wait for those. In the meantime I'd like to give a little rundown as well as my take on some of America's shittiest cities:

Atlantic City, NJ: this city is really weird because it's in the ( Read more... )

sometimes I wonder if I will ever meet someone who is just like me.

I wonder if there is anyone in the world that is named "Georgia Peach" and isn't a drag queen. That would be so silly if there were someone named that!

I was just stoned and I was thinking, what if the world you experience when you're stoned is the actual REAL world, and the normal world was actually the fucked-up version? Then I thought, that has to be true. This can't be the real world ( Read more... )

Party up in Lowell Y'aaaallll.

As many of you know, Fenwick is leaving for tour on August 18th. In celebration of this, and in efforts to raise a little skratch, we're having a full-on raging keggar.

At our apartment in Lowell, Friday August 4th, Party o'clock.

You can BYOB but there will (obvs) be a keg.

If we've met then you're invited.