{003} trzy - [ text ] || WIFE SWAP.

[poleaxed]

Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--

A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.If you're a total

Comments

[rules_the_north]

Don't get B'lldandy 'nvolved.

And 'f L'thuania needs a break h' can visit m' and m' wife.

[rules_the_north]

Y's.

[Because that is what Poland implied, right?]

[poleaxed]

... I so don't believe you! Like Liet would ever go for a kid!

[rules_the_north]

[Confused for a moment.]

Th'n 't was y'?

[You didn't look as if you were into that. Well, Lithuania doesn't, either.]

'r Prussia?

[poleaxed]

It wasn't me!

[ getting kinda indignant now. ]

... I bet it was Prussia. I always knew something inside that guy was totally messed up.

[rules_the_north]

[What were they talking about? Doesn't matter. Blame Prussia! is a good plan if you can't blame Denmark.]

C'ld be. Changed h's name a lot.

[poleaxed]

So, on top of being an asshole, he's, like, a pedophile, too?

How did Prussia ever get anywhere?

[rules_the_north]

Getting anywhere 's about strenght.

[Not about having much common sense or brains or no strange ideas. Most strong nations seem to lack at least one of those criteria.]

[rules_the_north]

Make 't one of th' rules.

No gett'ng Belldandy 'nvolved.

[rules_the_north]

Sh' 's not anyone's goddess more th'n sh' is some'ne else's.

[rules_the_north]

P'land said th't he'd kidna h'r.

[rules_the_north]

"1.) You totally have to return your new partner after a week. So, like, if Liet isn't back with me a week from now, I'm going to kidnap your goddess. Or something."

's what h' said.