{003} trzy - [ text ] || WIFE SWAP.
Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--
A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.
If you're a total square and haven't seen the show before, two people swap their wives for a week and see how things go, right? So, me and Denmark will swap Liet and Norway, and then it'll be obvious who's the better partner. Simple! But, like, just in case;
RULES.
1.) You totally have to return your new partner after a week. So, like, if Liet isn't back with me a week from now, I'm going to kidnap your goddess. Or something.
2.) NO DOING ANYTHING TO THEM. Denmark knows what I mean.
3.) When they're with you, it's your duty to protect them, okay? If Russia comes looking for Lithuania, then you've got to, like, punch him in the face and make him go away.
4.) I just wanted a fourth rule so this entry could look pretty.
A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.
If you're a total square and haven't seen the show before, two people swap their wives for a week and see how things go, right? So, me and Denmark will swap Liet and Norway, and then it'll be obvious who's the better partner. Simple! But, like, just in case;
RULES.
1.) You totally have to return your new partner after a week. So, like, if Liet isn't back with me a week from now, I'm going to kidnap your goddess. Or something.
2.) NO DOING ANYTHING TO THEM. Denmark knows what I mean.
3.) When they're with you, it's your duty to protect them, okay? If Russia comes looking for Lithuania, then you've got to, like, punch him in the face and make him go away.
4.) I just wanted a fourth rule so this entry could look pretty.