Comments | polaris93: Okay, this is awful

polaris93

Okay, this is awful

Jul 16, 2010 13:00

10 Nauseating Beer Names and the Stories Behind Them - Asylum.com

That's a terrible thing to do to Gurupee,* the veritable Nectar o' the Gods!

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*Gurupee: beer in any form, except Coors, which was invented by the Devil himself just to confuse the issue. (And no, I don't mean Nhee-Ghee -- the only thing Nhee-Ghee, an intelligent ( Read more... )

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Hmph! btripp July 16 2010, 22:03:28 UTC

Back around 1980 I came up with a cocktail called "The Druid Fluid" for a Celtic-themed party I was doing! They stole my name!

This was a bright blue rum concoction, with Margarita-like over-tones, MaiTai-like under-tones, and a serious kick.

Man, I miss my drinking days!

Heh...

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Re: Hmph! polaris93 July 16 2010, 22:08:19 UTC

One New Year's Eve, when I was in my early 20s and just on my own, I invented something for a party being held by my friends called Flying Furshlugginner Punch. I did you not. It took a quart of Smirnov's Vodka, a pint of mint liqueur (for the green color), a quart of lime sherbet, a block of dry ice (to make it look creepier), mint leaves, and a pint of gin. It looked like something that would have been suitable at a party held by the Old Crypt-Keeper, but anyway, they drank it. They drank a lot of it. I wish I'd thought to bring a camera to the party, because I could have rented the negatives to them for years afterwards . . .

Re: Hmph! btripp July 16 2010, 22:21:24 UTC

I still have some props from that party hanging around here ... I made paper maché stones with a tag on each saying "This is not a real rock."

They were, of course, "SHAM rocks"!

Waka-waka!

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Re: Hmph! polaris93 July 16 2010, 22:22:53 UTC

Heh. That's like the Discordian party where all the doors had signs on them saying "This is not a door."

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