There are some things not even an evil spirit can stand. Leastways, not if'n he's not from AlabamaTake two pieces of bread. Spread one side liberally with mayonnaise. Spread the other liberally with peanut butter (whether creamy or chunky-style is up to you). Put the two pieces together, with the mayonnaise on the one side facing the peanut ( Read more... )

10 Nauseating Beer Names and the Stories Behind Them - Asylum.com

That's a terrible thing to do to Gurupee,* the veritable Nectar o' the Gods!

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*Gurupee: beer in any form, except Coors, which was invented by the Devil himself just to confuse the issue. (And no, I don't mean Nhee-Ghee -- the only thing Nhee-Ghee, an intelligent ( Read more... )

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. . . say, the Westboro Baptist Church's LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS protests at military funerals, the following might be fun:

Anonymous

Get at least 30 people together to protest. Equip everyone with a Guy Fawkes mask of the sort worn by members of Anonymous at their protests of Scientology. Find out where the next Westboro Baptist Church protest is ( Read more... )

. . . why not ask our elected (ahem!) representatives why, given that Scientology has so much money at its disposal and in its coffers, they don't have the IRS tax the bejaysus out of that organization to help make up the deficit caused by those enormous bailouts Obama put through? Or has Scientology already sold out to Da Man, and become Obama's ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, Yrs Truly was a member of the Church of the SubGenius. They asked me to write the Brag of the Female SubGenius to counterpoint the Brag of the SubGenius:

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So I did. (Rumor has it that the Washington Monument ended up with an inferiority complex that wouldn't quit after seeing it.) Then somehow copies of the damned thing ( Read more... )

by the Very Left Reverend Doktor Magistra Batrix,

To Mikron Therion

The Infra-Red Woman of the Church of the SubGenius,

Pope of All Broadview and About Half the 134th Block of Greenwood Avenue North,

23® = 3.14159™

Dedicated, with great affection and reverence,

to those Great Goddesses,

the incomparable Mae West

the inconceivable Rusty Warren

and the ( Read more... )

by the Very Left Reverend Doktor Magistra Batrix,

To Mikron Therion

The Infra-Red Woman of the Church of the SubGenius,

Pope of All Broadview and About Half the 134th Block of Greenwood Avenue North,

23® = 3.14159™

This Brag is reverently dedicated to Hera, Nunu, and ELiTh - and above all, to CoNnIe

[Found graven into the floors of Mohenjo-Daro, under ( Read more... )

Chaos science is( Read more... )

An essay I wrote years ago, during my SubGenius Phase, on the nature of humor and laughter:

Jesus Was A Clown - The Devil is a Psychologist( Read more... )