I could totally pretend that Dr. Manhattan is fucking me...


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1. Either I'm getting older, crabbier, and less tolerant, or the AXE commercials really are getting increasingly moronic. Who the fuck is doing their marketing? A rabble of twelve year old boys and a permanently sauced frat boy?


2. Why is The Food Network showing nothing but shit shows these days? Like the waste of space that is Giada at Home. You ( Read more... )

Why the bloody hell has it taken Casey Affleck this long to get some exposure while his butt-ugly brother has been defiling our eyes for more than a decade? Is it the pervert, serial killer eyes? Or is it just my "off" taste in men (ironically, boyfriend's words, not mine) kicking again? I don't care, bitch is HOT.


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Add this to your list of things not to do (right up there with "pop zits" and "listen to the music of Avril Lavigne"): give your friend ultimatums between you and their significant other. They never work. Your friend is most likely dickmatized and is not about to give up her boyfriend for you. Yeah, it sounds mean, but think about it. Her boyfriend ( Read more... )

Monday July 7th, 2008: Watch Star Wars - 9pm

God, what a loser.

Are bitching, whining, and complaining essentially different words for the same thing, or are there actually minute differences between the three?

I would like to take advantage of my diverse friends list and ask a question:

Does every city think their public transportation system is the lousiest?
Because I can tell you now that I've experienced Californian, Caribbean, even Montrealan public transportation and they were all better than Toronto's in every way. I don't know if it's a "grass is ( Read more... )

Ron Livingston as Gomez??

I don't know why, but I find that fucking awesome.

Oh god it hurts more than I ever thought it would.

I'm thinking once my tax refund arrives, I'll go nuts and buy a laptop or something. Something is trying to eat its way out of my computer at home - it won't be much longer.

I want one for the same reason I always want a new computer: so I can play The Sims and Warcraft without all the lag. I was going to save up and buy a trendy macbook, but got ( Read more... )