HEADCANNON, HEADCANNON EVERYWHERE
Stolen from slaygirl like a boss.
Request any of my characters and I'll answer the following questions with derpily derpy headcannon ( Read more... )
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02. Ariana. They were recruited to Team Rocket around the same time. She... probably doesn't consider him her bff though.
03. Archer is a derp. He's only had relationships with women and can't see why everyone says he's totally in love with Giovanni. He totally does have a crush on his boss though, he's just too derpy to realize it for what it is.
04. White.
05. He's in a not-quite-relationship with Jasmine in PD. He has no idea how to handle it.
06. Archer doesn't really have one. He prefers certain traits over others, but he doesn't have an ideal partner. That said, he prefers a partner who smart, driven, and won't constantly question his devotion to Giovanni.
07. Giovanni Powerful people. I'm not entirely sure what else because Archer, you're a derp give me something else to work with ( ... )
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...also, Genesis \o/
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02. Proton. They do everything together. And by everything I don't mean sex because wat no. But seriously, they do spend a ton of time together being ridiculous morons.
03. Unlike 99% of my muses, Petrel is straight. COMPLETELY STRAIGHT. Cue gasps everywhere.
04. Unsurprisingly, it's purple. He did dye his hair that color after all. How do you even dye a beard omg Petrel what are you doing.
05. Single, not really looking, too much of a derp to realize that lol hi there Clarissa.
06. Petrel isn't really that picky. He just wants someone who will let him dress them up not comment on his affiliation to Team Rocket. Kthnx ( ... )
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02. Deoxys, they will so be bffs None. He's a loner. Though since he is bonded to Skyla he does like her a bit more than most of you dumb humans.
03. It changes daily. :| Note that he isn't actually interested in sex, he just likes weirding people out.
04. Purple. Just. Yeahhhh.
05. Single, not looking.
06. Genesect can't mate, and since Genesis is actually a robot... Yeah. He doesn't really see the point in finding an ideal mate, so he has no real qualities he's looking for.
07. None. Because he can't have sex.
08. Incapable of sex. Do I have to say it? He doesn't have the required "equipment." There. Now you know ( ... )
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AND YES, SEX THREADS ARE A MUST, THEY SHOULD TRY IT OUT. IN THE NAME OF GREAT JUSTICE. OR SOMETHING. \o/ (psst, I meant to ask whether you wanted to play something like that out in their current thread or not? 8D Last night together on Earth and all that)
Deoxys and Genesect are BROS FOR LIFE, man. They can be hateful of scientists and curb-stomp other legendaries (including each other For The Lulz) and pathetic humans together.
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uh either surrogates or canon I don't care
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01. No idea. His first name is actually Archibald though. He hates it and has been going by Archie since... forever.
02. Sharpedo. Though he refuses to admit it, Maxie was his best friend when they were kids. On a related note, that Sharpedo is over twenty years old. I'm not sure how it's still alive.
03. Straight. Except not really. He is in complete denial about his attraction to Maxie and has been for quite some time. The island is making this difficult to ignore, but he shall persevere. Also, I ship him with just about everyone, so chances are he's less straight than he claims.
04. Blue. Duh.
05. Single, not looking. Archie doesn't do relationships. Romance isn't his strong suit. Sex is a different story.
06. NOT MAXIE. Kidding. He doesn't really care, as long as they're not going to question Team Aqua or his motives. He can't really explain them anyway because what is the logic in expanding the ocean. Really ( ... )
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01. Geechisu Harmonia. He probably has some weird middle name because who would name their kid Geechisu, but I haven't determined that yet.
02. >Implying Geechisu has friends.
03. Who knows? He's only had relationships with women. But just look at him. He just screams "gay" doesn't he?
04. Purple-- GDIT EVERYONE HERE LOVES PURPLE.
05. Single, not looking-- EVERYONE HERE HAS THIS TOO WTF. He actually had a wife once upon a time. Gasp.
06. He became bitter and cynical toward love after his wife died so. None.
07. POWER. LOTS AND LOTS OF POWER. Maybe BDSM08. UH. That's a good question. It's been awhile. :|a ( ... )
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and oh Gaycheese, at least your ~favorite~ son is still there to support you c8
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Chloe, Trace, and Lilith? Hey look, all Estrogen.
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AND AFTER MUCH DELAY...
01. I honestly have no idea. NONE OF MY CHARACTERS HAVE FULL NAMES OKAY SHUT UP.
02. Black (name to be decided), Cheren, Bianca, N, her 'mons, Team Plasma, Gym Leaders, EVERYONE EVER.
03. Unknown. Probably heterosexual but. Too dumb to live so. Why does this matter.
04. Purple-- GDIT WHY DO ALL MY DERPS LIKE PURPLE.
05. Single, kind of looking maybe?
06. Someone ~*fun*~ and ~*energetic*~ and ~*awesome*~ and who isn't a serious dude like Troy. :'<
07. D: DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS KTHNX
08. None. She's like, sixteen.
09. She... actually really likes anything sweet. ANYTHING. Oh, and tea.
10. ~*Black*~ and ~*N*~ also she has a secret thing for villains. :|
11. DISNEY CHANNEL POP
12. >Implying Chloe understands what fear is?
13. TO BECOME THE BEST POKEMON TRAINER EVERRR~!
14. SIXTEEN. TOO YOUNG FOR THIS TO APPLY.
15. She bites her lip when she has no idea what to say. Which doesn't happen often.
16. Losing her 'mons. :17. Chloe isn't always happy, but she manages ( ... )
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