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HEADCANNON, HEADCANNON EVERYWHERE

May 23, 2011 23:28

Stolen from slaygirl like a boss.

Request any of my characters and I'll answer the following questions with derpily derpy headcannon ( Read more... )

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melancholymallo May 24 2011, 16:57:56 UTC

Oh come on, you totally knew this was coming Petrel

...also, Genesis \o/

PETREL pokerap May 24 2011, 18:00:25 UTC

01. Petrel isn't his real name (obviously), though I haven't decided on what his real name is. I'm really tempted to go with James for the lulz, though.
02. Proton. They do everything together. And by everything I don't mean sex because wat no. But seriously, they do spend a ton of time together being ridiculous morons.
03. Unlike 99% of my muses, Petrel is straight. COMPLETELY STRAIGHT. Cue gasps everywhere.
04. Unsurprisingly, it's purple. He did dye his hair that color after all. How do you even dye a beard omg Petrel what are you doing.
05. Single, not really looking, too much of a derp to realize that lol hi there Clarissa.
06. Petrel isn't really that picky. He just wants someone who will let him dress them up not comment on his affiliation to Team Rocket. Kthnx ( ... )

GENESIS pokerap May 24 2011, 18:07:48 UTC

01. Genesis. That's it. He doesn't have any other names, besides, you know, Genesect.
02. Deoxys, they will so be bffs None. He's a loner. Though since he is bonded to Skyla he does like her a bit more than most of you dumb humans.
03. It changes daily. :| Note that he isn't actually interested in sex, he just likes weirding people out.
04. Purple. Just. Yeahhhh.
05. Single, not looking.
06. Genesect can't mate, and since Genesis is actually a robot... Yeah. He doesn't really see the point in finding an ideal mate, so he has no real qualities he's looking for.
07. None. Because he can't have sex.
08. Incapable of sex. Do I have to say it? He doesn't have the required "equipment." There. Now you know ( ... )

bandagedbandit May 25 2011, 18:54:07 UTC

Don't worry, Petrel, Clarissa will let you dress her up if you pester her enough-- /Clefairy'd

AND YES, SEX THREADS ARE A MUST, THEY SHOULD TRY IT OUT. IN THE NAME OF GREAT JUSTICE. OR SOMETHING. \o/ (psst, I meant to ask whether you wanted to play something like that out in their current thread or not? 8D Last night together on Earth and all that)

Deoxys and Genesect are BROS FOR LIFE, man. They can be hateful of scientists and curb-stomp other legendaries (including each other For The Lulz) and pathetic humans together.

pokerap May 26 2011, 02:37:52 UTC

NICE TRY THOUGH. <3

I totally agree with this... once I actually manage to think of a response. /dumb as usual ;o;

YES I AGREE WITH THIS SO HARD. You should totes take up a character in Villains's Verse. JUST SAYIN'. /failed enabling attempt is a go!

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