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[pokemonsues1]

The Pit of Voles needs limits on profile length.  I mean DEAR GOD do they need this.

TITLE: Storms Galore
PERPETRATOR: MoonlitFire
SUE-O-METER: (Awful)

FULL NAME:  Glayser.
SPECIES: Weather goddess.
HAIR:  Pink
EYES:  “glittery sapphire eyes”
MARKINGS: “hair was in a pony tail and her bangs had a sun clip on the side”
POSSESSIONS:   “She

Comments

[clarinet_geek_]

The Pit of Voles needs limits on profile length. I mean DEAR GOD do they need this.

I was afraid to click but I did anyway. You weren't kidding. I was curious just to see how long it was, so I copied and pasted the whole thing into Word. It totals 48,181 words and 122 pages in 12-point Times New Roman font. That's nearly three times longer than all her fics combined! And then Word nearly crashed and gave me a "there are too many spelling and grammatical errors in this document to continue checking them" message. WTF IS THIS NONSENSE!? D8

Now that that's settled, onto the sue named...

Glayser.

GLAYSER.

I assume she means Glacier? Is that a spelling fail or ~yoo-neek~ name fail? Either way this fic annoys me from the first sentence. I give up.

[clarinet_geek_]

OK, OK, I'll give her a few brownie points for:

No Twilight doesnt count I hate it.Its stupid,dumb,and the characters in the movie look nasty.no I never saw it.

But I'll have to take them away for her atrocious spelling and everything reading like she just inhaled (yes, inhaled) an entire bag of sugar and started typing with her feet.

[yemi_hikari]

Unfortunatly, the fic is on the same level of Twilight. But that is because the grammer is bad, the characters lack depth, and the plot is very clique, not because it is stupid, dumb, and the characters look nasty. Though, the Sue seems to be the sparkly type. 0.o

[artemis_j_halk]

The way that I read "Glayser" was "Gay-sir".

...Maybe someone needs to start a petition to set a limit on ALL maximum length one can put into a story/profile. I can't tell you how many stories that I've read that are like fifty thousand words in ONE chapter!! D:

[willy_wiluhps]

omg @ that profile. I do not miss middle school.

[glaciachan]

That....profile...*gags* Seriously, people, keep it short and simple.