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The Pit of Voles needs limits on profile length. I mean DEAR GOD do they need this.
TITLE: Storms Galore
PERPETRATOR: MoonlitFire
SUE-O-METER: (Awful)
FULL NAME: Glayser.
SPECIES: Weather goddess.
HAIR: Pink
EYES: “glittery sapphire eyes”
MARKINGS: “hair was in a pony tail and her bangs had a sun clip on the side”
POSSESSIONS: “She wore a long blue dress that had the sun on it. She was sitting in a giant Clamperl which was at an angle so she couldn't see the four unless she turned, she probably wouldn't because she looked like she was having fun” a crystal ball.
ORIGIN: none mentioned.
TO CANON: Ash, Misty, Gary and Leaf (Leaf does not exist in anime canon. Learn it.) find/battle her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Controls weather. Is a real bitch.
NOTES: I’m going to make this real simple, IF A NEW PERSON SAYS SOMETHING, THEY GET A NEW PARAGRAPH.
SAMPLE:
The four stood back to the wall and peered in the hole. Inside sat a pink haired girl who was waving her hands around. She was giggling and laughing and was looking into a crystal ball."Is that?" Leaf didn't finish her sentence."I guess it is." Ash didn't finish either."Glayser." Gary and Misty breathed. The girl had glittery sapphire eyes, her hair was in a pony tail and her bangs had a sun clip on the side. She wore a long blue dress that had the sun on it. She was sitting in a giant Clamperl which was at an angle so she couldn't see the four unless she turned, she probably wouldn't because she looked like she was having fun. Leaf turned around,"We're going to sneak behind the Clamperl and one by one try to get her to stop. First Ash, then Misty, me, then Gary." The others nodded.
Leaf once again peered out and tip-toed toward the back of the Clamperl. She made it then motioned for Ash to come. He quickly walked behind the oversized pokemon and it was his turn to motion. Both Misty and Gary swam silently to the other pulled them down and then pushed Ash out.
Ash gulped and went out in front of the goddess."Who are you and what do you want?" the goddess asked, obviously angry that he disturbed her."Uh...I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, Kanto-" "I don't care," she said in a sing-songy voice,"get on with it." "Uh...I wanted to ask you something." Ash said, trying not to stutter."Yeah yeah, you are going to slow." Glayser spoke in an annoyed voice."Um...could you stop..uh..making it rain and snow in Kanto? We've had an evacuation in one city, we've been stuck inside for a month, the sky hasn't been blue in a month and-" "Oh save your drama for your mama." Glayser spat."Wah?" Ash was taken aback."You heard me, now go cry in someone else's ocean. No one likes cry babies. Are you in a soap opera because you're acting like it, now go bother someone else. Go, you're a waste of time and space, why did the Goddess of life and magic make you anyway? Now leave my presence you waste of human flesh!" Ash almost cried as he went back to Leaf.
Misty got angry and stomped in front."Oh, another one," Glayser sighed,"hurry up, I don't have all day." Misty cleared her throat,"I think you should stop the storms and blizzards." Glayser blinked,"Is that all? Y-you wanted to ask me to stop my blizzards and storms? You really expect me to listen to a petty red-head? HA! As if, leave now." Glayser shooed her out. Misty stomped out and Leaf went up.
"Mrs. Goddess lady, I really believe that you should at least tone down the-" "Why?" Glayser asked."Well, there's the flood warnings and how the pokemon cant live on the ground and are either stuck in a tree or in the Professor's lab. This is unhealthy for the pokemon and the children. This envior-" "Go into all this detail and technical stuff, huh? Well it doesn't matter to me, now leave with your cheap style." Glayser spoke icily. Leaf angrily walked off and Gary came up.
"Look, Glayser, goddess of weather, I strongly believe that the living condition of the region is now terrible. There used to be clear skies, now its anything but. I think that you should cut down on the storms, blizzards, hurricanes, tornadoes, heat waves, and all those other weather disasters. Please, I hate that the-" "And I hate that you're wasting my time. Vamenose(I think thats how you spell it) you waste of time. Shoo, go, leave, I don't believe in time wasting. Now GO!"" Glayser said. Gary left.
All four came out and stood arms crossed in front of the irritated goddess."Ugh! What could you possibly want? How did you get down here anyway? Leave me be, you people get on my nerves, just. Leave. Me. Alone." Glayser moaned."No." all four said at the same time. Glayser, shocked, growled,"Did you just say...no. Did you just say, no, to me, a goddess? No one says, no, to me!" A current rushed toward the four. They were pushed back and hit the wall. Glayser's eyes were glowing a very bright blue, it was blinding. The four shielded their eyes and stood back up. Glayser was frowning, she looked completely different from when they first saw her. Ash then said something that shocked all of them, even himself, he said,"Glayser, I say we battle. If-if we win you only make one storm per month. If you win...you...can do whatever you want and we'll leave you alone."