You better watch out, Santa Eusine is coming to town!

[hark_a_suicune]

[HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

ALL YOUR ROOFS ARE BELONG TO US

You DO have a roof, right? Because if you do, Eusine is probably on it, dressed like a fabulous version of Santa and carrying a huge burlap sack. What's inside, you ask? The spirit of Christmas of course!
...
Ok, lies. Actually, it's all kinds of presents: Suicune plushies, Suicune alarm clocks,

Comments

ilu

[prettyin_blue]

[ dsfsdhfdfJASFJDSF SANTA?! Time to go investigate! ]

NO, IL*U*

[hark_a_suicune]

[Santa is lying face-first in the snow on your roof. Maybe it's some new kind of present delivery system! Or maybe he just fails really bad at this Santa business.
Wait, did he hear the sound of ~investigating~? Ohohoh, let's see who's there!... though with his snow-encrusted face he looks more like Frosty the snowman than Santa.
Frosty with binoculars in a fabulous santa suit.
Enjoy that mental image.]

NOOOOOOOO ILU

[prettyin_blue]

[ ...

Giggling. So. So. Much. ]

NO U

[hark_a_suicune]

[... Oh, it's you!
Time to jump down from that roof. Sorry Jumpluff, you'll have to bear the snow a few more seconds. >:]

Merry Christmas, Sapphire!

[He totally doesn't look ridiculous with that half-melted snow on his face. Totally not.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[....
what.
The.
fuck.
Brb checking what just crashed on his roof/probably into the wall of Sapph's room]

CRASH INTO HER ROOM MAN

[mischievousblue]

DONE o9

[hark_a_suicune]

[AND HE CRASHES INTO YOUR ROOM, bringing with him a whirlwind of snow and carefully wrapped presents. I hope you didn't like that window.

Owwww. Please excuse him while he regains his spirit. At least Jumpluff looks unharmed, if a bit cold. And by "cold" I mean she would make a great impersonation of Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer if Jumpluffs actually had a nose.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[.... oh Eusine]
Trying to break down the house?

[auroralbreeze]

[Everyone knows Suicunemas would not be complete without a live Suicune! This one, however, is in human form for the time being, and finds this to be a bit, um, awkward...]

...This has to be a dream.

[hark_a_suicune]

[There's no need to be awkward, Suicune! He is simply your biggest fan!
He will follow you
forever

But since he doesn't know you're Suicune he'll settle for a ~dramatic gesture~. Yes, better forget how badly he faceplanted in the snow just seconds ago.]

Why hello there! Would you like a present?

[auroralbreeze]

[Normally he is not like this, but this is. Just. Awkward.]

There isn't anything like this for the other legendaries, is there?

1/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[Oh, so you'd like something with another legendary! Point well taken missed, he'll fumble through the bag now.]

I'm sorry, there is only Suicune! It should be fine, though...

[tsuuuun]

[What the hell is going on on his roof, and who does he need to punch. Silver goes to check out what the hell just happened on his roof! And-

... ... ...] What are you doing?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Hey now, you wouldn't punch Santa, would you?
... Oh wait, it's just Eusine. I guess that makes it perfectly okay.]

Why, I'm distributing presents of course!

[tsuuuun]

...On my roof?

[hark_a_suicune]

Yours, and many others! Such is the magic of Christmas!

[Can you say "completely missing the point"? Yes you can.]

[hedgiesongbird]

*BUMP! Shaymin huffs and bristles her quills by instinct, suddenly shaken out of a deep sleep. The noises persist and Shaymin groggily uncurls, feeling a little distressed. Then she remembers... it's Christmas Eve, isn't it? Santa must be here! It doesn't take her long to find her visitor and a small gasp purses from her mouth. Her eyes were still adjusting, but there was something familiar about his scent...*

S...Santa?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Yep, definitely familiar! Eusine turns around to face you, hat still askew from the crash. You seem a bit groggy there, Shaymin.]

Oh, did I wake you up? My apologies!

[And he starts fumbling in his bag for a suitable present. Now that you're awake, might as well give it to you directly!]

[hedgiesongbird]

*And now, poor little tired Shaymin is confused*

What...? You're not Santa... *What is he doing?*

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm afraid I am not! But Santa is not the only one who can give out presents!

[And he gives you a small box wrapped in blue and purple paper. Inside is some sort of ceramic shaped like a Suicune; on closer inspection, you'll see the mane is missing, making room for a small planter and a bag of purplish seeds.
Yep, he just gave you the Suicune equivalent of a grass-head! He's not quite sure why he had that in his bag, but he hopes he wasn't too far off the mark when he thought a grass Pokémon would like plants.]