Dec 24, 2010 18:11
[HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
ALL YOUR ROOFS ARE BELONG TO US
You DO have a roof, right? Because if you do, Eusine is probably on it, dressed like a fabulous version of Santa and carrying a huge burlap sack. What's inside, you ask? The spirit of Christmas of course!
...
Ok, lies. Actually, it's all kinds of presents: Suicune plushies, Suicune alarm clocks, Suicune disguises... you name it, he's got it! ... as long as it's Suicune-related.
He's not sure how he'll give out those presents, though. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY, PEOPLE OF AWESOME ISLAND? Not that it really matters, considering you most likely heard him when he crash-landed above your head. Protips for next year: do not take a grass/flying type out when it's snowing, even if you got it a nice scarf. That simply won't work.]
((OOC: Eusine found a huge bag full of presents when he woke up this morning, and decided this place needed more Christmas spirit! COME GET YOUR SUICUNEMAS PRESENT, CHILDREN! And adults too. He doesn't discriminate. The more Suicune-promoting the better.
Or you could yell at him for literally crashing your house. That works too. :V
Off for christmas eve soon so sorry if I don't tag back immediately))
the coldest day,
holy shit a giveaway,
user: hark_a_suicune,
this is cracktastic,
this is amusing,
i am a moron