Warning: good advice not guaranteed

[milkney]

[There's a two-seat sofa smack dab in the middle of the CMA. It looks nice and comfy and soft; it's also very pink and has hearts on it. Next to it is a sign:

FREE LOVE ADVICE
Got trouble with that special someone? Don't know how to handle a crush? Want to know when to confess?
Ask away!

So sit down and let Whitney be of assistance to you!]

Comments

[hark_a_suicune]

[... notsurehewants.jpeg
But maybe, just maybe
He'll check no one's looking and sit on that very tasteful sofa]

[milkney]

[have i seen you around...]

So what do you want to know?

[hark_a_suicune]

[depends Whitney, have you seen any stalker recently?]

Well, I was wondering... how would you prove your worth to someone?

[Eusine I think your obvious is showing]

[milkney]

By showing them how good a person you really are! Be kind, nice, polite and treat them well.

[hark_a_suicune]

Ah, but I already am. I even saved i- him from certain death once! But alas, I keep getting ignored!

[Almost slipped there, Eusine. Almost.]

[milkney]

But like, did you stick around after that? He might think you only want to be like a hero for saving them instead of a friend.

1/2

[hark_a_suicune]

Why, I would never abandon him! Sadly, when the time came to choose he... decided to go with one of my dear friends. And then he simply disappeared.

2/2

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm not giving up though! I will keep looking until I find him! Especially since according to my double, there are several of them running about!

[milkney]

[Double? What? You lost her there]

Anyway... Yes you definitely need to persevere!

[hark_a_suicune]

[This is why you should get some information before setting up a love booth somewhere, Whitney!]

I definitely will! Oh, such beauty cannot possibly be ignored!

Thank you miss, I feel reinvigorated!

[milkney]

[That's why this is free!]

You're totally welcome!