Warning: good advice not guaranteed

[milkney]

[There's a two-seat sofa smack dab in the middle of the CMA. It looks nice and comfy and soft; it's also very pink and has hearts on it. Next to it is a sign:

FREE LOVE ADVICE
Got trouble with that special someone? Don't know how to handle a crush? Want to know when to confess?
Ask away!

So sit down and let Whitney be of assistance to you!]