because we all know i'm good with being yandere

[foeveil]

Hahahahaha... really? Really? This is the best he could come up with?

[In the CMA today you'll see...well a very fancily-clad guy standing smack dab in the middle of the shopping district. Despite having proofed in from nowhere he doesn't seem very shocked with whats happened to him. He seems...amused. Also loud.]Honestly? This is it? Oh right

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[usesdig]

[Cool story, Bro!]

[foeveil]

So you'd best recognize me. [YOU BETTA' RECOGNIZE]

[usesdig]

[... can we pinch your cheeks? THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE LEGENDARY CHEEKS...]

[foeveil]

[But they have magical triangles on them and everything!

...he lets her. Buuuu.]

[usesdig]

[They must be magic, as they're obviously not facepaint...] ... represents the crescent roll...

[foeveil]

Crescent moon.

[usesdig]

Roll.

[foeveil]

Moon.

[usesdig]

Roll.

[foeveil]

Moon!

[usesdig]

Roll!

[foeveil]

I'll just show you then - [...he stops.]

[usesdig]

Show me, show me, show me!

[foeveil]

Well I don't just show my veil to anyone.

[usesdig]

... A veil? Are... are you a bride?!

[foeveil]

B-Bride? O-Of course not.

[Bride....]