because we all know i'm good with being yandere

[foeveil]

Hahahahaha... really? Really? This is the best he could come up with?

[In the CMA today you'll see...well a very fancily-clad guy standing smack dab in the middle of the shopping district. Despite having proofed in from nowhere he doesn't seem very shocked with whats happened to him. He seems...amused. Also loud.]Honestly? This is it? Oh right

Comments

[usesdig]

[Cool story, Bro!]

[usesdig]

That's a better name than before!

[foeveil]

It's longer!

[usesdig]

But better.

[foeveil]

What...what's a crescent roll anyway?

[usesdig]

It's food!

[foeveil]

.......food?

[usesdig]

Bread!

[foeveil]

Bread! You think bread suits me more than my own name...?

[usesdig]

You don't like bread?!

[foeveil]

It's hardly dignified! Crescent-shaped or not!

[usesdig]

Bread is the source of all life! Are you denying the majesty of grains?!

[foeveil]

There is no way you can get away with calling a legendary pokemon bread! Not even if it was shining godly bread!

[usesdig]

... ... Legendary... Pokémon? [lookin' you from top to bottom]

[foeveil]

Cresselia! The Lunar pokemon! Shining particles are released from my wings like a veil! I represent the crescent moon!

[usesdig]

... whaaaaaaaaaaat.