on the hazards of accepting free garchomp from those who are incredibly sketch

[of_the_land]

[If you were near the Azimuth Plain in the last ten minutes or so, you may have heard a bit of a ruckus going on-the roars of a Garchomp being the most prominent, but with some other Pokemon cries mixed in as well

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[of_the_land]

[...this could end in a few ways...]

Ah... training accident.

[ugggh these bandages are a pain]

[of_the_land]

It's not as bad as it looks. It's wide, but it's shallow, at least...

[...hmmm... why not.]

Bandaging myself is pretty annoying; I'd appreciate it if you could give me a little assistance with that.

[falsifiedsmile]

[Did somebody say Shadow Pokemon? All Ash notices is something seems really freaking wrong around here. And yes he feels uncomfortable, but he might as well figure out where the bad vibes are coming from.

and then he notices Giovanni bruised and battered, but still holding up pretty well. he'll rush over.]

Sir!? What happened?

[of_the_land]

[heck yeah, someone said Shadow Pokemon.]

I had bit of a training issue with a new Pokemon I got recently.

[falsifiedsmile]

A training issue? ...That doesn't seem like something someone like you would encounter often.

[of_the_land]

It isn't.

[refine_the_raid]

[Traveling in this area isn't all that common for Silver since he moved to a more secure area, but of course, he happens to be in the area at just the most convenient time. It takes a while to investigate the noise, but once he finds the source...]

...Father!

[He's careful not to panic, carefully approaching.]

[of_the_land]

[OH GODDAMNIT]

Silver! -Erm. It's not as bad as it looks.

[refine_the_raid]

...

[Silver nods, but doesn't once take his eyes off the injury, analyzing it.]

...Do you need something from me? I don't have enough for a larger injury, but I do have some small first aid things.

[of_the_land]

Some more disinfectant would be fine. I have my own bandages, but I ran out of that...

[lugia_genocide]

They call this Karmic Retribution in some lands. Did you know that, Giovanni? [Trolololol.

Lance approached the site, a freshly evolved Flygon flying behind him. It was rather hard to ignore the roars of that Garchomp, after all, especially when they were emanating such... Malice. He's got his eyes trained on that ball on the ground, however, and he seems to be wincing just staring at it.]

[of_the_land]

Do continue to be self-righteous at me, Lance. I rather enjoy it.

[...fuck youuuuuuuuuu. But that's a bit curious...]

Something wrong?

[lugia_genocide]

I'm certain you do. I certainly do.

[He takes his gaze off the ball.]

No, not at all. I'm just appreciating how the illustrious leader of Team Rocket was so marvelously scammed.

[of_the_land]

Ah... you have experience with these things?

[...he was not scammed okay]

I was actually somewhat aware it might turn out badly... the man didn't exactly seem trustworthy in the first place, and as far as my team goes, I don't want something on it that doesn't give a damn whether I live or die.

[landsharkchamp]

[[Did someone say shirtlessness Garchomps?]]

....Giovanni? Are you alright?

[of_the_land]

[...oh dear

this could get uh]

...Mostly, yes.

[landsharkchamp]

[[You may be the evil Team Rocket leader but

you're injured let her help

Scampering over to you, now]]

What happened here?

[of_the_land]

[skhfhs]

Er. Just a training accident, it's nothing to worry about...