on the hazards of accepting free garchomp from those who are incredibly sketch

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[If you were near the Azimuth Plain in the last ten minutes or so, you may have heard a bit of a ruckus going on-the roars of a Garchomp being the most prominent, but with some other Pokemon cries mixed in as well

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[...this could end in a few ways...]

Ah... training accident.

[ugggh these bandages are a pain]

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It's not as bad as it looks. It's wide, but it's shallow, at least...

[...hmmm... why not.]

Bandaging myself is pretty annoying; I'd appreciate it if you could give me a little assistance with that.

[of_the_land]

[...yesss.]

Make sure they're wrapped tightly, okay?

[well right now

it's like he's wearing nothing at all... okay no]

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...I got it from a man who said he'd figured out how to make Pokemon into the perfect soldiers.

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He told me they'd be perfectly loyal... and this one was, until I tried to take out that Slugma over there, at which point it went berserk.

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Either he didn't test the damn thing first or he's trying to dupe me.