oh god what am I doing someone stop me before I fail

[trio_of_thieves]

[ooc: because there must be atmosphere]

[There is a group of people (okay, two people and one Pokemon) digging a hole, unaware of their surroundings. It's somewhere on a dirt path in some forest on this island (because this island does have forests, right?).

Quickly it's covered up with leaves (because a huge pile of leaves on a dirt path is totally

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[awakenice]

[ He's no Pikachu. Just some guy walking around and humming something cheerful. And headed straight for the hole. ]

[trio_of_thieves]

Hey, that isn't the twerps...

[Two simultaneous punches later...]

Shut your trap!
Dey might still have something good!

[awakenice]

[ And so the guy walks right over the trap and he falls right in. ]

Ahaha... Whoops.

[trio_of_thieves]

[Yes, it worked! It actually worked! Have a trio of triumphant thieves looking down into the hole.]

[mannerfree]

[ Saoirse notices the leaves and just flies in circles above it. Yes, the Butterfree is amused. ]

[trio_of_thieves]

Get away from there if you're not gonna fall in it!

[And that net they were gonna use to get their victim out of that hole? Jessie's swinging it around at that Butterfree now.]

italics is Pokespeak

[mannerfree]

[ Aaaaand Sao is going to have a quick spaz moment before evading that net like his life depended on it. ]

Aaaaah! Wh-what is your problem, crazy lady?!

[1/2]

[trio_of_thieves]

[Well Jessie hears only chittering and that only makes her angrier!]

You're-gonna-blow-our-cover-get-awaaaay!

FFFF

[idcatchthat]

[La, la, la! Here's a young trainer strolling by with said yellow blob on his shoulders. Never mind the Pokuba egg sticking out of his backpack. Derpy electrical mouses are the way to go. Yes.]

2/3 derp

[idcatchthat]

[Huh, weird. Why is the ground-

OH MY GOD THE GROUND IS MOVING BENEATH HIM. AHHHHH.]

3/3 sorry for making you delete that comment! ;_;

[idcatchthat]

[And now Satoshi, obviously a genius, lands gracefully on his rump into the bottom of the pit -- Pikachu and all following right behind him.]

Agh!?

lol it's okay XD

[trio_of_thieves]

[THERE IS CHEERING COMING FROM THE NEARBY BUSHES DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR]

[silencedtrainer]

[So very distracted as he walks by with Pikachu. So distracted that he doesn't even notice the odd circular pile of leaves beneath his feet until---

CRASHING, AAAAH.

Ow]

[trio_of_thieves]

[WE GOT A PIKACHU, YAY!

cheering in the bushes now kthx]

[silencedtrainer]

[Groaning silently in pain. Owwwww. Pikachu's cheeks spark angrily as he glares up wards at the unseen enemy]

[trio_of_thieves]

[Familiar laughter echoes as three familiar figures stand over the pit.

...

...

...

...anyone else feel a motto coming on?]

[idkmybffpika]

[MY OTHER WEAKNESS!] WAH! Pikaaaaa![Crash.]

[trio_of_thieves]

[cheeeeeerrrr and other celebratory hijinks inserted here]

[idkmybffpika]

Ow, geez! What the heck, really? Who digs a hole in the middle of the path????

Pikaaaaa [~_~]

[trio_of_thieves]

[*pose!*]

Don't tell us that you've forgotten already...

That it's our specialty to make the ground unsteady!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love,

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meeeeowth, that's right!

[Because: who else, really?]