oh god what am I doing someone stop me before I fail

[trio_of_thieves]

[ooc: because there must be atmosphere]

[There is a group of people (okay, two people and one Pokemon) digging a hole, unaware of their surroundings. It's somewhere on a dirt path in some forest on this island (because this island does have forests, right?).

Quickly it's covered up with leaves (because a huge pile of leaves on a dirt path is totally

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FFFF

[idcatchthat]

[La, la, la! Here's a young trainer strolling by with said yellow blob on his shoulders. Never mind the Pokuba egg sticking out of his backpack. Derpy electrical mouses are the way to go. Yes.]

2/3 derp

[idcatchthat]

[Huh, weird. Why is the ground-

OH MY GOD THE GROUND IS MOVING BENEATH HIM. AHHHHH.]

3/3 sorry for making you delete that comment! ;_;

[idcatchthat]

[And now Satoshi, obviously a genius, lands gracefully on his rump into the bottom of the pit -- Pikachu and all following right behind him.]

Agh!?

lol it's okay XD

[trio_of_thieves]

[THERE IS CHEERING COMING FROM THE NEARBY BUSHES DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR]

C:

[idcatchthat]

[OH NO IT'S ROCKET GANG TEAM ROCKET WHY DOES HE NEVER SUSPECT THEM]

What!? Come on you guys, this joke's gotten way too old! [Says the boy who has not thought of making his Fearow get him out of the mess yet.]

Re: C:

[trio_of_thieves]

[brb posing as they look over the hole]

Hey, if it ain't broken, don't fix it, twoip!

Ahhhh -- gotta go work a popcorn machine for a few hours! D:

[idcatchthat]

[Brb boy and Pikachu glaring as the trio does so. HE'S TOTALLY NOT NOTICING THE DIFFERENCES ABOUT THEM, AS WELL.]

It's sure broken! I thought you guys quit this ages ago -- y' know, with the whole having a kid bit an' all!?

okay~

[trio_of_thieves]

We're Team Rocket! We don't quit so easily-

[wait what, you got them stumped on that last part. No words yet]

I... wrecked into a ditch instead. Ow. >>;

[idcatchthat]

I'll give you that!

Y' three lose pretty easily, though! [Snicker.]

Awww ;A;

[trio_of_thieves]

What was that?

dsfasdf -- I feel it now. FFF. I just realized- was this thread FORESHADOWING? D:

[idcatchthat]

You heard me! I totally remember the time you guys got owned by a little girl!

Now that was priceless! [Oh, hey, brain is working enough now to snag out a numbered Pokeball, annnd-]

Awright! Go, Onidrill! [Derp, derp. Giant bird, boy, and Pikachu all flop and flap out of the hole. Beautiful.]

ahahahaha what

[trio_of_thieves]

[wait what Team Rocked did not get owned by little girl twerps]

Since when did the twerp have a Fearow?!

Totally. Luuuulz.

[idcatchthat]

[This is not your average twerp, Team Rocket. Check out dem clothes -- way too cool to be in the television show.]

Uh, since Pikachu and I caught 'im when we first started out on our journey, of course. [As said bird lowers them to stable ground, here's a weird look for the three of them.]

Come to think of it, y' guys look different...

[trio_of_thieves]

[...yeah, now that they think about it...]

So do you! [And that was a group chorus. Well.]

[idcatchthat]

Aw, maaaan, so that means you guys are from a different world! [SIGH.]

I guess that makes sense. After all Musashi- [He throws a finger towards Jessie.] -doesn't seem like she'll be havin' a kid anytime soon.

Plus her hair is long.

[While the boy contains his flying friend, the mouse on his shoulder squeaks in agreement, a very amused expression across its tiny face.

"Piii. Pii. Pika. Chu!"]

[trio_of_thieves]

Musashi?! I don't know who you're thinking of, but you are delusional if you think I have a hideous name like that!!!