danger, danger gold(s) of new bark town!

[sipmyaprijuice]

[So, Awesome Island, i herd you liek Aprijuice. Luckily for you, there appears to be a fresh new stand, complete with all the best varieties

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[Oh hey obviously you're our Kotone right]

Hey, Kotone!

[What are those COLORS :|;;]

...Selling Aprijuice?

[sipmyaprijuice]

[Ah! He talked to us. ♥]

Yes! Aprijuice, made of love~ And Apricorns~ And some other things that fell in~ ♪

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Other things...?

[sipmyaprijuice]

You know! Other things! I'm sure they only make the taste better. ♥

Win 4koma Kotone is win

[soul_elemental]

[Aprijuice, ya say? That's exactly what Josh's Pokemon need, if he wants them to stay fit for the Pokéthlon when (and if) he ever returns home.

Of course, he'll need to question before buying. After all, if his Pokemon are given something that skyrockets one of their stats but minimizes another, that could be troublesome.]

What does each drink do?

[sipmyaprijuice]

Ah. This one [the green-ish] is for jumping ability. Your pokémon will jump so high, they won't come back down! And this [the red] is a super-strength enhancer, made from apricorns and courage delicious, delicious courage. This [black] is my super-secret recipe! I'm afraid I can't tell, not even for you!

[soul_elemental]

[...How is something made from courage?

Oh well, a certain flavor piques his interest, so time to give it a shot before letting his Pokemon have some. And he's got money on him, in case he needs to pay.]

May I try your black Aprijuice? For myself, I mean.

[Poor, poor Joshua.]

[sipmyaprijuice]

Of course. [Glass for you. ♥]

[tsundaquil]

[sob sob sob]

[sipmyaprijuice]

[o hay baby] Cyndaquil! Did you come for your favorite? [Holding up the horrendous, black capsule]

[tsundaquil]

[oh fuck nooooo

ohgod where is the escape hatch]

[sipmyaprijuice]

Wa ha ha ha! I know you love it so much! It will help you grow big and strong!

[archer_flower_9]

[wandering over. she's not entirely sure what Aprijuice is, though from the name she'd guess it's probably apricorns. at least a little. there's something off about the girl at the stand, though...]

Er, hello?

[sipmyaprijuice]

Good morning! Can I interest you in some Aprijuice?

[archer_flower_9]

I don't see why not...

[this is going to come back to haunt her, isn't it?]

[sipmyaprijuice]

What kind are you interested in?

[lonesanity]

[Doo doo doo, walking along through the CMA no--

...FUCK IT'S KOTONE.

...FUCK IT'S HIS KOTONE.

T-trying to make an escape now...]

[sipmyaprijuice]

Gold! Gold, Gold, Gold! Is this where you've been? You've been avoiding me, Gold! And I've been working so hard to perfect my Aprijuice for just this moment-!

[lonesanity]

Uhh... H-hi Kotone... [Oh god what do I do what do I do fuuuu-]

[sipmyaprijuice]

I've made some improvements to the Black, Gold! It must be absolutely flawless by now! You won't pass out like last time!