danger, danger gold(s) of new bark town!

Jun 15, 2010 09:26

[So, Awesome Island, i herd you liek Aprijuice. Luckily for you, there appears to be a fresh new stand, complete with all the best varieties ( Read more... )

guise wtf is going on here?, screwing with the punch, user: sipmyaprijuice, character introduction

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Win 4koma Kotone is win soul_elemental June 15 2010, 15:59:38 UTC
[Aprijuice, ya say? That's exactly what Josh's Pokemon need, if he wants them to stay fit for the Pokéthlon when (and if) he ever returns home.

Of course, he'll need to question before buying. After all, if his Pokemon are given something that skyrockets one of their stats but minimizes another, that could be troublesome.]

What does each drink do?

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sipmyaprijuice June 15 2010, 16:33:25 UTC
Ah. This one [the green-ish] is for jumping ability. Your pokémon will jump so high, they won't come back down! And this [the red] is a super-strength enhancer, made from apricorns and courage delicious, delicious courage. This [black] is my super-secret recipe! I'm afraid I can't tell, not even for you!

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soul_elemental June 15 2010, 16:40:45 UTC
[...How is something made from courage?

Oh well, a certain flavor piques his interest, so time to give it a shot before letting his Pokemon have some. And he's got money on him, in case he needs to pay.]

May I try your black Aprijuice? For myself, I mean.

[Poor, poor Joshua.]

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sipmyaprijuice June 15 2010, 16:52:33 UTC
Of course. [Glass for you. ♥]

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1/2 soul_elemental June 15 2010, 16:54:51 UTC
Thanks!

[Begins drinking it...]

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soul_elemental June 15 2010, 16:58:03 UTC
[O-oh fuck, what the hell's IN this stuff?!

Th-this flavor is indescribable. It's terrible. B-but... Josh doesn't want to be mean, so he'll force a smile.]

I-it's delicious.

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sipmyaprijuice June 15 2010, 17:04:19 UTC
[♥!]

Really? Ah, I knew it! I knew you'd come to love it eventually, Gold! [Case of mistaken identity? You betcha.]

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soul_elemental June 15 2010, 17:07:07 UTC
[E-eventually?] My name's Joshua, not Gold.

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sipmyaprijuice June 15 2010, 17:10:44 UTC
... what?

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soul_elemental June 15 2010, 17:12:43 UTC
[Feeling a bit better, for now.]

I said my name's Joshua. I probably look just like this "Gold", huh? [Gotta love dopplegangers.]

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sipmyaprijuice June 15 2010, 17:23:56 UTC
A-aah. So Gold doesn't like it, still... I've failed...

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