Green's Therapeutic/Educational Institute for the Socially Impaired

[insultyoulater]

[Yep, he's bored and after talking to a few of the kids here, he feels he can do good with his free time.

After all, it seems he's the only sexually literate person here, so he'll talk about relationships or give a rather twisted pidgeys-and-beedrills talk to whomever so needs it.

Like community service, only with the possibility for detrimental

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[neverletfall]

[ Lugia's just going to stare at the sign now. ]

... Huh?

[insultyoulater]

Got a question?

[neverletfall]

About what? Anything?

[insultyoulater]

[he shrugs]

Anything at all, I suppose. I'm good with social issues though, problems with friends, family, significant others... not-so-significant others.

[oh_so_debonair]

[Doopdoop, Kincaid was just hanging out, walking, when he almost passes by Green and notices the sign... It intrigues him a bit.]
... What does that mean, exactly?

[insultyoulater]

Just giving advice to those who need it. Seems like quite a few people here don't know what to do when trouble with others arise.

[oh_so_debonair]

Well, I'd certainly like some advice. [He leans on the booth a bit.] Anything for legal trouble?

[insultyoulater]

No, but I'm very interested, take a seat. [please don't go, he wants to hear this shit]

/enabled, sob

[galactic_geezer]

[Now that he's finally back to his normal age, Charon has returned to the CMA with more experiment-related intentions... but gets somewhat sidetracked when he spots the booth.

Any other time, he would just pass it by. But the fact that there's just some kid sitting at a booth labeled in a partially convincing manner is rather curious, and so he approaches.]

What's this all about, then?

[insultyoulater]

[19 makes me a legal adult, man.]

Just handing out my humble council to those who desire it.

[galactic_geezer]

[When you're his age, everyone younger than you is just a little whippersnapper. It's nothing personal unless you're Dawn or Lucas!]

Fuhyahaha... and I am to believe that a mere child can provide any sort of useful advice?

[insultyoulater]

Hey, nobody has to take the advice, it's the beauty of opinion.

[notinmtsilver]

[Looks up at the sign...looks at Green. Does it a couple of times before approaching]

What are you up to?

[insultyoulater]

[oh boy, it's the Ash he knows~]

Doing my part to correct the sexual illiteracy of this place. You?

[notinmtsilver]

I'm just enjoying the island weather. [he will take a seat across from Green.]

[insultyoulater]

Oh yes, whatever climate this is, it's the best. [smirk]

Want advice? Not that you seem to need it like all these other crazies.

[newbarkhero]

[...stopping and reading the sign.]

[insultyoulater]

[oh good, someone who can read. Maybe]

Having trouble there, bro?

[newbarkhero]

[HEY I CAN READ JUST FINE]

No way, I'm not "socially impaired"!

[insultyoulater]

[... you sure? He won't ask, this kid looked like he'd get all the bad sorts of pissed]

Come on, nothing you want to talk about? Need advice over? Everybody needs a good listener once in a while.