Green's Therapeutic/Educational Institute for the Socially Impaired

[insultyoulater]

[Yep, he's bored and after talking to a few of the kids here, he feels he can do good with his free time.

After all, it seems he's the only sexually literate person here, so he'll talk about relationships or give a rather twisted pidgeys-and-beedrills talk to whomever so needs it.

Like community service, only with the possibility for detrimental

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/enabled, sob

[galactic_geezer]

[Now that he's finally back to his normal age, Charon has returned to the CMA with more experiment-related intentions... but gets somewhat sidetracked when he spots the booth.

Any other time, he would just pass it by. But the fact that there's just some kid sitting at a booth labeled in a partially convincing manner is rather curious, and so he approaches.]

What's this all about, then?

[insultyoulater]

[19 makes me a legal adult, man.]

Just handing out my humble council to those who desire it.

[galactic_geezer]

[When you're his age, everyone younger than you is just a little whippersnapper. It's nothing personal unless you're Dawn or Lucas!]

Fuhyahaha... and I am to believe that a mere child can provide any sort of useful advice?

[insultyoulater]

Hey, nobody has to take the advice, it's the beauty of opinion.

[galactic_geezer]

So you are insinuating that your... institute... [He gestures at the entire booth.] ... is offering advice drawn solely from opinion as opposed to proven fact, then.

[insultyoulater]

[he'll grin like the coolest kid evar]

That's precisely what I'm saying, good sir.

[galactic_geezer]

[... right.]

How impetuous. If you merely seek to earn a quick profit from those who would be so socially impaired that they are none the wiser...

[That's actually not a bad idea by Charon's standards, but he'll just trail off and see where that leads.]

[insultyoulater]

Profit? I'm just bored, not like any of these dumb kids have anything I want. And money doesn't mean jack shit when everything's free. [shrug]

[galactic_geezer]

A mere method of diversion... I see.

I suppose there is no reasonable advice to be found here, then. Only to be expected considering the circumstances, I suppose, though it is somewhat disappointing nonetheless.

[insultyoulater]

[not for old geezers like you, sheesh]

Set up your own booth if you think you can do better, old man.