HOLY SHIT RUN

[wiraquchasca]

[ARE YOU READY POKEDRESSING?

Because there's a giant purple ~*~glowing~*~ condor who's right above the center of your island. Also, its big, very big with violet lines traced on its body. The bird is also causing purple fire to rise below it.

Lucky for anybody nearby, its recently had a delicious soul food meal so it won't attempt to nom on your

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[awesome_trainer]

[OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT] W-what kind of Pokemon is that!?

[wiraquchasca]

[Its Wiraqocha Rasca thank you very much and it roars, in your face :D]

[awesome_trainer]

[D8] ...Okay, that's definitely no Pokemon I've ever seen before.

[Somewhere in the back of his mind he's wondering if he should bother battling/catching it, or should just leave it well alone. :|a]

[wiraquchasca]

[Oh the giant bird might be flying over you now, its entire body glowing to see if anybody who is connected to its powers might respond, but in the meantime, have fun looking at him~]

[wiraquchasca]

[Not quite, but watch out for the purple fire hanging around since Wira doesn't have any reason to bother with you]

[wiraquchasca]

[In the meantime, the giant hell god will be calling out, actually lamenting over that there was none of his servants to be found]

[ragingthunder]

[You get the Titan of Lightning staring at you. He's the God of Thunder and WHAT IS THIS.]

...What the hell are you? You're no Pokémon I've ever seen before...

[wiraquchasca]

[And Wira, a resident hell god responds in a booming deep voice back at the strange yellow and black bird]

A Pokemon? I am a god from the Nazca lines, you are mistaken!

[ragingthunder]

Holy shit you talk!

[Zapdos takes to the air to have a better look at this unusual creature from all angles.]

A god of the... Nazca lines? What. You're not like any Pokémon I've ever seen before. You from Sinnoh, bud?

[wiraquchasca]

What are pokemon and Sinnoh concepts you speak of? I rose from Peru and only wish to rule in a hell world.

[sky_titan]

[How about a similarly circuit-board patterned beasty? One that's rather unhappy about ALL THE FIRE.

INCOMING HYPER BEAM!]

[wiraquchasca]

[D8 Did not see that coming, Wira crash lands on the ground from the force. But the bird shoots purple fire akin to a flamethrower back at the large green dragon of doom]

[sky_titan]

[It's going to take a little more than that to knock out this dragon. Roaring in rage, it shoots off another hyper-beam, game mechanics be damned.]

[wiraquchasca]

[Wira gets back up in the air with little problem, dodging the beam of light to shoot off another stream of fire in the air]

[fourformes]

[no. but, uh, an alien is going to come floating up to you like o3o because he's a naive little moeblob monster.

Fail!telepathy ensues.]

ksssssshhhhhhCRACKLE chIRp with? BZZZZ ssssshhhhhh

[wiraquchasca]

[Well thats unusual indeed for the hell god, staring shall now commence as it winces from the incoherent telepathy]

[fourformes]

[....]

[hi]

[wiraquchasca]

[....What in Uru's name is going on?]