[ARE YOU READY POKEDRESSING?
Because there's a giant purple ~*~glowing~*~ condor who's right above the center of your island. Also, its big,
very big with violet lines traced on its body. The bird is also causing purple fire to rise below it.
Lucky for anybody nearby, its recently had a delicious soul food meal so it won't attempt to nom on your souls. For now.]
Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrun!
[That doesn't mean it isn't upset over a sudden change of environment and lack of servants
Anybody wanna try to catch the birdie?]