I'm a foreign object

[snazzyskintight]

"Flaafy fla flyr aaf fy flafyl fflflaf FLAAFA."
I demand an explanation for this BULLSHIT.

At least Rivai has pants.

Ha ha, bikini kid.

Ha ha.

Comments

[blue_gentleman]

[Bikini-clad Lucario!Wallace ignores the somewhat sinister aura emanating from this particular Flaaffy and approaches in hopes of better clothes (= modesty more befitting a subservient uke gentleman).]

Excuse me, sir, might I impose upon your time and generosity to ask if you would mind informing me as to where you obtained your garments?

[snazzyskintight]

Flaaffy-Rivai looked at the Lucario. His little beady aqua eyes narrowed and he tried to point at the thing without having fingers.

"YOU," baahed the ex-human, "any kindness I've held has been fucked since my brother came into my life, and DO YOU KNOW WHATThe Flaaffy was standing up now, teetering on a foreign limb

[blue_gentleman]

[Wallace backs away from the disgruntled pink sheep.]

I--I am terribly sorry, sir. I only meant to ask where you obtained your garments so that I might seek my own pair at no risk or cost to your person. Forgive me if I have been too much of a disturbance, but I am in dire straits with regards to my modesty, and I would forever beholden to you if you could grant me this favor.

(OOC: I think you're doing just fine replying to us separately. That seems to be how things usually roll. ;3)

[snazzyskintight]

[Okay, just checking.]

"I don't need to be beholden to, I WANT REAL PANTS!"
Flaaffy-Rivai flailed around a bit, jumped in place. Oh, hey he was good at that.
"If I get you a shirt will you leave me alone in my bitching?"
Rivai actually looked at the Lucario now, actually took in the situation.
"Friends're a bitch, eh?"
He tried very hard to wiggle an eyebrow but he didn't have any. But the 'pants' he currently wore were not only even somehow more skin-tight then his human uniform, but were also a good deal lower. They were uncomfortable and folded everywhere and it wasn't fun at all.

[childchampion]

[Absol!Dawn, having seemingly run for hours (or it feels like that to her anyway) is collapsed under a nearby tree, hiding in the shadows and panting heavily as she tries to get her breath. How do Pokemon do this kind of stuff regularly? She lazily looks up at the sound of a new Pokemon and spots the Flaffy.. wearing some very odd garments?]

R-Rivai?!

[This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder, and Dawn is so close to officially cracking up right now. She just needs to go rest her aching legs, sleep, and hopefully wake up back as a human.]

[snazzyskintight]

He hadn't taken note of the Absol, not even the scarf, which caught his attention for a moment, or the hat. He hadn't even ever seen an Absol before, and figured it always looked like that. Rivai fluffed up his wool.
Wait. Why did he keep doing that? He saw a little G on his wool collar and cursed.
Typical. So god---

It spoke?!
The Flaaffy-grunt whirled around, or tried to, but the tail got in his way and it not only tripped over it but whacked himself in the thigh.
That voice...

"Dana?"
No...
"DAWN!? Why do I keep running into you?!"
Rivai's face hardened as much as a pink woolly sheep's would.
"Don't you say a word," he snarled under his breath, feeling very certain he looked more ridiculous than usual.

[childchampion]

[Dawn smiled weakly, although coming from this Absol's face it looked more like a grimace.] Its a small island Rivai. We're bound to run into each other every now and then.

[She shut her eyes, leaning her head back into the grass.] Don't worry I won't be saying anything to anyone.. [Dawn glanced away, looking rather upset.] In fact after today, I don't think anyone will be speaking to me again, so you've got nothing to worry about.

[snazzyskintight]

[Is it alright if I go on doing the whole quotey thing? I know that's different from what everybody else is doing, but it's just kind of how I've learned to type, and since there aren't any humans in this topic I kind of assumed they'd basically be talking anyway. Not actual human word, I mean, but, err...]

"...Alright. A small island. Yeah, okay, that makes sense, but I'd really like to know who the h---"
Oh, oh wait. Rivai blinked his sheepy eyes in confusion as Dawn acted all upset-like.
"Oh. So it was you, then?"
He suddenly sat down. It was weird, doing that, because everything was so short and stubby. And that tail...he tried to wave it around but wasn't very good at it.
"Well obviously you didn't mean it, right? Because otherwise I'd have to start electrocuting the hell out of you."

In truth, Rivai was glad that she wouldn't tell anyone this bastard of a Galactic grunt had turned into a cute little pink sheep.
It would kill him.

[mikuri_wallace]

Oh look! It's that guy who said the portal looked like porridge and had a bowl haircut!

[He grins, Wallace, even at his curled up stage, is still at least four metres above the tiny Flaffy thing. Elizabeth the Luvdisc seems to be enjoying the view from up here.]

[snazzyskintight]

"BITCH I WILL FRY YOU!"
Rivai didn't care much for height intimidation. It just didn't work on him. Unfortunately this time he had no foot to step on or gut to punch or face to spit in. Not really, anyway. Now he could electrify people. Much funnzels, if he figured out how it worked.

[mikuri_wallace]

...An Ice Beam works well, oh, so does Dragon Pulse.

[Wallace is amused at the tiny little Flaffy which is all pink with a pair of black pants.]

[snazzyskintight]

"Ice Beam hardly ever freezes anything! Dragon Pulse---"
He didn't know that one.
"---Is shit against small things like me!"
Rivai figure that it was actually a pulse that went through the ground, and small things such as he could just get low on the ground and not be as effected by it as big things because big things had a lot of mass that was all jiggly and shit.

[tripledtrouble]

...

...

...

...

...

I feel an Earthquake is in order.

[snazzyskintight]

This is the real world, bastard. I'm a sheep made of rubber, not pixels on a screen, it won't damage me much. I'll just bounce around. My center of gravity is low to the ground. I get down on all fours, it rolls right beneath me, hardly does a thing.

Don't you fuck with me, man.

[OOC: It seems as if all the triplets want to give Rivai trouble. Yay.]

[tripledtrouble]

*Cough*

...Not a man, genderless in my true form.

T_T

[OOC: I helluva wanted to put Mespirit, she'd scream and throw him somewhere, like a pinata. Again. xD]

[snazzyskintight]

Whatever, I don't care, dude! You're a legendary.
I still don't care, I can call you what I want.

[Yes, again. Everyone wants to kill Rivai at some point.]