The Funk of Forty-Thousand Years

[badmillionaire]

*James wonders into the Central Meeting Area, decked out in his rather epic singing gear and carrying a large hi-fi. He sets it down with a thud, and points at the crowd of people/Pokemon dramatically.*

Listen up, twerps!

Since I failed to start trouble, I will try to start something a little more...contagious.

*Presses a button on the hi-fi, and the

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[jokerofcrime]

James! What are you. . . Ohhhhhhh!

*Meowth joins in the dance!*

[badmillionaire]

Ahhh! MEOWTH!

*Stops dancing for a moment, and picks up Meowth and hugs the life out of him.*

I MISSED YOU~~~~

[jokerofcrime]

*oh shit, kitty can't breathe!*

I. . . missed you. . . too! *gasp*

[badmillionaire]

Gleeeeeeheehee~~!!

*Puts him down after a second, and resumes the dance with renewed vigour!*

[auroravirus]

*Deoxys swaggers over, as he does, in his normal form.*

DANCE PARTY?!

I'D LOVE TO!

*He starts shaking his stuff all over the joint, wiggling his hips and waving his tendrils. It is a strange mixture of hilarious and terrifying.*

[badmillionaire]

*A little perplxed to see such a weird lookin' Pokemon do the Thriller dance.

But! Participants are participants, and this Pokemon is a friggin' good dancer~*

[auroravirus]

*Grins and looks over at James.*

Dance with me, dahhling!

[badmillionaire]

...

Oh, alright~ :D

*The Thriller dance suddenly changes into the Chicken dance o_o*

[sky_titan]

As amusing as it is to see James dancing poorly, it must be downright weird to see a green dragon trying to do the dance with no legs. But Rayquaza is totally dancing.

And surprisingly well, too.

[badmillionaire]

*A little scared! Actually, it's probably more like he's on the verge of wetting himself. Continues dancing, although it's become a little stuff out of worry~*

[sky_titan]

Why is everyone afraid of him? Oh well. Hey, James, say hello to Rayquaza's significantly less scary human form. All seven-an-a-half feet of him/her (s/he's sexless).

"Oh, come, on, I'm not that scary." S/he annouces, and grabbs James's hands to pull him into the Tango.

...Because it totally works with this song.[/sarcasm]

[badmillionaire]

*Still a bit freaked out! But at least it looks like he isn't in imminent danger of being blasted away by sum dragony hyper beamz~*

Well, alriiIIIGHT~

*Is Tango'd!*

[callmepollyanna]

*You haven't seen Thriller's dance until you see it performed by a half-naked Ash.*

[badmillionaire]

T-T-T-TWERP?!