The Funk of Forty-Thousand Years

[badmillionaire]

*James wonders into the Central Meeting Area, decked out in his rather epic singing gear and carrying a large hi-fi. He sets it down with a thud, and points at the crowd of people/Pokemon dramatically.*

Listen up, twerps!

Since I failed to start trouble, I will try to start something a little more...contagious.

*Presses a button on the hi-fi, and the

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[jokerofcrime]

James! What are you. . . Ohhhhhhh!

*Meowth joins in the dance!*

[badmillionaire]

Ahhh! MEOWTH!

*Stops dancing for a moment, and picks up Meowth and hugs the life out of him.*

I MISSED YOU~~~~

[jokerofcrime]

*oh shit, kitty can't breathe!*

I. . . missed you. . . too! *gasp*

[badmillionaire]

Gleeeeeeheehee~~!!

*Puts him down after a second, and resumes the dance with renewed vigour!*

[jokerofcrime]

So James, what's da plan here? *attempts to copy the dance*

[badmillionaire]

Well, I figured if we can't make a living as the infamous crime trio of Team Rocket on this island...

...We might as well try making one as an infamous dance trio instead~!

*Yes, completely logical.*

[jokerofcrime]

A dance trio? But how's that gonna get us back on the boss's good side?!

[badmillionaire]

Oooh, I didn't think of that~

Perhaps we could be the entertainment at the bi-annual meetings?...

Besides, I think we're stuck here~

[jokerofcrime]

Whaaaaaaat? Stuck here?! *Meowth takes a moment to absorb this new information*

Then I'll never be the boss's top cat! AND WE'LL NEVER CATCH PIKACHU! D:

[badmillionaire]

Ahh, not necessarily~ you see, I've seen the twerps around here! We could still nab that Pikachu, but for ourselves~ :D

[jokerofcrime]

Hahahahaha! And then nab all the other rare pokemons on this island! And then we could rule it! *cue imaginative fantasy sequence*

[badmillionaire]

And this is why you're the brains of the outfit, Meowth~! A SPLENDID IDEA! Eeeheeheho~