The goddamn G-man

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[And so into the CMA wanders a caped crusader man, looking rather dazed and confused at all the carnage, pain and general fail.]]

What on earth happened here?! Is everyone alright?

[[OOC: so i herd we needed a Lance]]

Comments

[peepingsilver]

...

did i mention i'm santa

[peepingsilver]

What?

i've been a bad boy

[ofthepkmngmen]

You don't necessary have to care about her. You've already said she's cute. What's stopping you?

okay stop it. i can only laugh so much

[peepingsilver]

That makes no sense! You need to have some motivation!

+1 ego points

[ofthepkmngmen]

...oh, the joys of youth. I can think of one major motivation; can't you?

nothing to do with you, I'm just easily amused

[peepingsilver]

No.

/commencing butthurt

[ofthepkmngmen]

...how old are you?

/rubs your butt

[peepingsilver]

What does that have to do with anything?

/enjoys a bit too much

[ofthepkmngmen]

Just answer the question. Please.

/spanks

[peepingsilver]

Around fourteen I think

moar plz

[ofthepkmngmen]

Fourteen? And you don't get what I'm talking about?

unf unf

[peepingsilver]

No, I don't.

brb being the best role model ever

[ofthepkmngmen]

She likes you! You think she's cute!

It's basic math! Go and experiment! gotta get into that young stuff, man

what he wouldn't give to tap the little girls

[peepingsilver]

How?

ssshh, gotta keep that on the DL

[ofthepkmngmen]

...

....kid, do you know what sex is?

what are you trying to teach him oh my god

[peepingsilver]

...Sort of.