The goddamn G-man

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[And so into the CMA wanders a caped crusader man, looking rather dazed and confused at all the carnage, pain and general fail.]]

What on earth happened here?! Is everyone alright?

[[OOC: so i herd we needed a Lance]]

Comments

[peepingsilver]

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[ofthepkmngmen]

Hah, I thought this would be a hard problem! If a girl kisses you, that usually means that she likes you. And not in the 'just friends', kind of way, if you get my drift.

and you have plenty of experience, Lance?

[peepingsilver]

I find that hard to believe.

hey, bitches love the G-man

[ofthepkmngmen]

Why is that? Girls don't kiss guys for no reason, you know.

not if he calls them bitches

[peepingsilver]

Really?

hey man don't hate the playa hate the game

[ofthepkmngmen]

What do you think?

/hates on

[peepingsilver]

.................Mothers kiss their sons goodnight?

/hair flick

[ofthepkmngmen]

I doubt this girl sees you as a son, somehow.

You know what I think? I think you're in denial.

/deflects sparkles

[peepingsilver]

[ wait what no no no no no I am not what is this ]

...

you love it

[ofthepkmngmen]

I'm right, aren't I?

awwww yeah

[peepingsilver]

You might not be entirely wrong

yeah bb i like dat

[ofthepkmngmen]

That's another victory yes! Well then, what are you waiting for? Go get her!

VICTOLY

[peepingsilver]

...N-no way.

AS EXPECTED~

[ofthepkmngmen]

Why not? go get summa dat

JUST AS KEIKAKU

[peepingsilver]

Why would I? She may have kissed me, but I don't care about her.

did i mention i'm a douche

[ofthepkmngmen]

..what's your point?