Place your bets now, people

[moarlandplz]

[[If you're near the beach today, you're going to see a very interesting sight; two men are splashing about in the shallows, and going at it not in that way you perves with some serious rage. Upon closer inspection, it's the leaders of Teams Aqua and Magma, and they seem to have forgotten about the usual way trainers battle, as they are beating the

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[lapispride]

[The first time Nerissa goes to explore the island she manages to reach the beach and finds... this.

She stares, slightly stunned for about two seconds, then just... facepalms]

[moarseaplz]

[[Neither Archie nor Maxie have noticed this newcomer; they're both too busy beating the crap out of each other]]

You're an idiot, and you always will be!

[lapispride]

...Such nuisances...

[But she just keeps watching, trying to stay far enough away so she won't get wet. She thinks she recognizes these guys, or at least the symbols on their clothes.]

[seadrift_angel]

[La la la, Phione's just drifting along in the water when HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.]

Phiiiiiiiii! [Ohmyohmyohmyohmy!]

[moarlandplz]

[[oh shit Phione you'd better move because Maxie's just tackled Archie again, and he's going to fall on you!]]

[seadrift_angel]

[Thinking quickly, Phione melts into the surrounding water with Acid Armor. She reforms close by and shouts at them.]

Phiiphiiphii! Phione, phiii! [This is undignified behavior for land commoners! Please, stop fighting!]

[Shame that she's a Pokémon and they can't understand her.]

[moarseaplz]

[[Archie lands heavily in the water, grunting in pain, before angrily kicking Maxie away from him. You're going to have to try harder if you want them to listen, Phione]]

[ragingthunder]

[moarseaplz]

[[If Maxie or Archie notice that there's a giant yellow bird watching them fight and eating popcorn, they don't show it. Instead, Archie proceeds to punch Maxie in the stomach again]]

/stares

[galacticboss]

[moarlandplz]

What the hell are you looking at?

[[Archie would reply, but he's too busying trying to escape Maxie's headlock]]

[galacticboss]

Conflict. Needless strife.

[moarlandplz]

This is none of your business. Go on your way.

[[And he's still half-choking his rival]]