Place your bets now, people

[moarlandplz]

[[If you're near the beach today, you're going to see a very interesting sight; two men are splashing about in the shallows, and going at it not in that way you perves with some serious rage. Upon closer inspection, it's the leaders of Teams Aqua and Magma, and they seem to have forgotten about the usual way trainers battle, as they are beating the

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[seadrift_angel]

[La la la, Phione's just drifting along in the water when HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.]

Phiiiiiiiii! [Ohmyohmyohmyohmy!]

[moarlandplz]

[[oh shit Phione you'd better move because Maxie's just tackled Archie again, and he's going to fall on you!]]

[seadrift_angel]

[Thinking quickly, Phione melts into the surrounding water with Acid Armor. She reforms close by and shouts at them.]

Phiiphiiphii! Phione, phiii! [This is undignified behavior for land commoners! Please, stop fighting!]

[Shame that she's a Pokémon and they can't understand her.]

[moarseaplz]

[[Archie lands heavily in the water, grunting in pain, before angrily kicking Maxie away from him. You're going to have to try harder if you want them to listen, Phione]]

[seadrift_angel]

[Ohhh, she doesn't like when people disregard her. Angry shrieking Phione is a go.]

PHI-NEH PHIIIIIIIII...! [YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE ME...?!]

[moarlandplz]

[[Maxie is about to kick Archie in the shin when he notices Phione]]

What the hell is that?

[seadrift_angel]

[Good, she's at least grabbed the attention of one of them. She proceeds to rant at Maxie and Archie, though they wouldn't be able to understand a word of it.]

Phione phii! Phiiphiiphii, neeeeh phii! Neeeh phii, phi-neh! [Now listen here! Your fighting is very undignified! You must stop at once, land commoners!]

[moarseaplz]

Huh. That thing looks so familiar...where have I seen it before...

[seadrift_angel]

[Her anger dies away a little when she sees that they've stopped fighting, though not for the reasons she thinks it has.]

Phiiiiii-neh? Phiiphii. Phione, phii... phii-neh! [Was that not very difficult? That is better. You cannot afford to fight amongst yourselves!]