Got moo?

[tankofmoods]

[Whether you're training your Pokemon or relaxing by the CMA, you had better stop whatever it is you're doing. And hopefully get out of the way, unless you want to be smashed into a puddle of flatness-- hey, no one is here to judge your masochistic tendencies! But otherwise, do the smart thing and step aside.

Because there is a Miltank big ball of

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[broldenrod]

[SCREAM]

Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa--! [DODGING AHDFSDGJ MILTANK WHYYYYY WE THOUGHT MILTANK WERE OUR BRO(SISES)]

[tankofmoods]

[She might be brosis with other Miltank, yes. But humans she doesn't know get no special treatment. So you know what that means.]

Moooo! [BRB ROLL OUT ROUND 2!]

[broldenrod]

What are y-- [OH GOD HE KNOWS THAT PULLING AROUND MANEUVER OH GOD AAAAAA] --Waitwaitwait, no, cut that out! Ack!

[the smart thing would be to pull out his pokémon to defend himself.

But when has Wheaton done anything intelligently.....

SAVE US, BENCH THAT WE ARE NOW HOPPING UP ON wheaton are you expecting to jump when she hits the poor bench or something i don't even]

1/??

[tankofmoods]

[ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING......]

[cest_morty]

[This is Morty. This is Morty, who's spend enough time living just north of Goldenrod to recognize that attack.

This is also Morty, who's been in enough cave-ins in a certain burned-out ruin to not panic in the face of imminent flatness. And this is Gengar, who will be floating right in Miltank's path making silly faces because fuck y'all Normal types.]

[tankofmoods]

[Well, fuck y'all Ghost-types, too. This is a Miltank using a Rock-type attack, which you are not immune to. Because Pokemon world makes sense like that.

In any case, Miltank doesn't seem too interested in Gengar; she's aiming for the Gym leader instead. Better have a plan in mind, Morty, because this one is rolling out her way to you!]

[cest_morty]

[Yeah, Morty completely forgot that Rollout isn't actually a Normal-type attack. And hadn't realized she could steer that well when she was already rolling. So now he's kind of in trouble - this is where super ninja skills would be helpful, but he can't exactly jump over the attack or something like that, so he's going to be running now. Possibly in circles.]

[tankofmoods]

[Hey, this is a Roll Out expert Miltank, man; she's had years of practice with flattening poor unfortunate souls at will. Eventually, it will get harder to steer around, especially during the final rounds of the attack.

But right now? She's still pretty much still going on her third turn. You better be prepared to handle the running in circles a while longer, Morty.

1/2

[tankofmoods]

[SO WHAT IF YOU'RE CRYING. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WAILING. ROLLING IN YOUR DIRECTION, VROOM VROOM VROOM~~]

ACTUALLY I LIED 2/3

[tankofmoods]

[... wait, did you say crying?]

3/3

[tankofmoods]

[... yeeeeeah, okay, maybe she does care, after all.

Except it's kind of hard to dodge Whitney and come to a halt once she has built momentum like that, so, uh. Have you ever seen a flying Miltank, Whitney? Because this one is being launched right over your head.

Keywords oddly appropriate.]

[ovoul_tsussain]

[Tsussain dives out of the way, but just barely. The stunned look on her face - she's never seen a Miltank before - gives way to fear. Whatever this is, she doesn't want to get killed by it.]

Zogs! Bi enkh taivancila!

[tankofmoods]

[Hey, fear is cool. You should all fear the moo, yeah. So whatever the fuck you just said went right over Miltank's head.

Brb rolling out in your direction, vroom, vroom~~]

[ovoul_tsussain]

[Tsussain has no idea why she's being attacked, but if the Miltank won't stop, she has no choice but to have her Pokemon defend her. She sends out her Duskull, Setgelyn.]

Setgelyn, bustalkh!

[The Duskull rushes forward to hit the pink blob head on with Return.]

[tankofmoods]

[HELLO THERE, BONE HEAD. How do you feel about a Roll Out attack round two colliding against that Return?]